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Rarely do we find men who willingly to engage in hard, solid thinking. There is an almost universal quest for easy answers and half-baked solutions. Nothing pains some people more than having to think. by Martin Luther King, Jr.

Rarely have so many people been so wrong about so much. by Richard Milhous Nixon

Rash indeed is he who reckons on the morrow, or haply on days beyond it for tomorrow is not, until today is past. by Sophocles

Rast ich, so rost ich. (When I rest, I rust.) by German proverb

Rather fail with honor than succeed by fraud. by Sophocles

Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. by Henry David Thoreau

Rationality is the recognition of the fact that nothing can alter the truth and nothing can take precedence over that act of perceiving it. by Ayn Rand

Ray D'you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds by Jerry Maguire

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. by Pamela Vaull Starr

Read not to contradict and confute, not to believe and take for granted, not to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider. by Francis Bacon

Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out. by Samuel Johnson

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to continually be part of unanimity. by Christopher Morley

Readers are plentiful thinkers are rare. by Harriet Martineau

Readiness of speech is often inability to hold the tongue. by Jean Baptiste Rousseau

Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought. by Sir Arthur Helps

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. by Sir Richard Steele

Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad. by George Bernard Shaw

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. by Francis Bacon

Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop. by Ralph Novak

Reading transports me. I can go anywhere and never leave my chair. It lets me shake hands with new ideas. by Rolfe Neill

Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you. by Harold Bloom

Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking. by Albert Einstein

Ready money works great cures. by French Proverb

Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief. by Publilius Syrus

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost. by Mort Sahl

Real art is without irony. Irony distances the author from his material. Irony is a product of something. It's not the reason for doing something. Irony is a cheap shot. by Robert Altman

Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing. The rest is mere sheep-herding. by Ezra Loomis Pound

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. by Lady Nancy Astor

Real excellence and humility are not incompatible one with the other, on the contrary they are twin sisters. by Jean Baptiste Lacordaire

Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization. by Charles Lindbergh

Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends. by Ralph Waldo Emerson

Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends. by Euripides

Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find it out. by Frank A. Clark

Real generosity toward the future consists in giving all to what is present. by Albert Camus

Real glory springs from the silent conquest of ourselves. by Joseph P. Thompson

Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not. by Oprah Winfrey

Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile. by Sir Wilfred Grenfell

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. by Confucius

Real learning comes about when the competitive spirit has ceased. by Jiddu Krishnamurti

Real life is, to most men, a long second-best, a perpetual compromise between the ideal and the possible but the world of pure reason knows no compromise, no practical limitations, no barrier to the creative activity. by Bertrand Russell

Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience. by M Scott Peck

Real love is a pilgrimage. It happens when there is no strategy, but it is very rare because most people are strategists. by Anita Brookner

Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others. by Andrew Schneider

Real misanthropes are not found in solitude, but in the real world since it is experience of life, and not philosophy, which produces real hatred of mankind. by Giacomo Leopardi

Real poverty is less a state of income than a state of mind. by George F. Gilder

Real programmers are those that can sleep in front of terminals ... with their eyes opened. by ricS

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. by Larry Wall

Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand. by Anon.

Real programmers don't work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it's because they were up all night. by Anon.

Real programmers don't write in PLI. PLI is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN. by Anon.

Real riches are the riches possessed inside. by B. C. Forbes

Real seriousness in regard to writing is one of two absolute necessities. The other, unfortunately, is talent. by Ernest Hemingway

Real solutions are discovered only where they actually exist Within the individual's own essence. by Unknown

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. by David McCullough

Real, constructive mental power lies in the creative thought that shapes your destiny, and your hour-by-hour mental conduct produces power for change in your life. Develop a train of thought on which to ride. The nobility of your life as well as your happiness depends upon the direction in which that train of thought is going. by Laurence J. Peter

Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else. by Hob Broun

Realists don't fulfill their ambitions. There must be a dreamer in all of us. by Unknown

Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. by Anon.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. by Lily Tomlin

Reality is but a poor excuse for not having an imagination. by Melissa Mayer

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. by Albert Einstein

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. by Lily Tomlin

Reality is something you rise above. by Liza Minnelli

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. by Philip K. Dick

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. by Jane Wagner

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real. by Tupac Shakur

Reality isn't the way you wish things to be, nor the way they appear to be, but the way they actually are. by Robert J. Ringer

Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have. by Eckhart Tolle

Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it. by Anthony D'Angelo

Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself. by Og Mandino

Really, to stop criticism, they say, one must die. by Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Reason and judgment are the qualities of a leader. by Tacitus

Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form. by Karl Marx

Reason is God's crowning gift to man. by Sophocles

Reason is immortal, all else mortal. by Pythagoras

Reason is man's instrument for arriving at the truth, intelligence is man's instrument for manipulating the world more successfully the former is essentially human, the latter belongs to the animal part of man. by Erich Fromm

Reason is not measured by size or height, but by principle. by Epictetus

Reason is the substance of the universe. The design of the world is absolutely rational. by Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Reason is the wise man's guide, example the fools. by Welsh Proverb

Reason means truth and those who are not governed by it take the chance that someday the sunken fact will rip the bottom out of their boat. by Sri da Avabhas

Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does. by Josh Billings

Reason should direct and appetite obey. by Cicero

Reason to rule but mercy to forgive The first is the law, the last prerogative. by John Dryden

Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. All progress, therefore, depends on unreasonable people. by George Bernard Shaw

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. by Thomas Jefferson

Rebellion without truth is like spring in a bleak, arid desert. by Kahlil Gibran

Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made a mistake that cost the company 600,000. No, I replied, I just spent 600,000 training him. Why would I want somebody to hire his experience by Thomas John Watson, Sr.

Recently, someone asked me if I believed in astrology. He seemed somewhat puzzled when I explained that the reason I don't is that I'm a Gemini. by Raymond Smullyan

Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his. by Ronald Reagan

Recognition is the greatest motivator. by Gerard C. Eakedale

Recollection is the only paradise from which we cannot be turned out. by Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

Recommend to your children virtue that alone can make them happy, not gold. by Ludwig van Beethoven

Recommend virtue to your children it alone, not money, can make them happy. I speak from experience. by Ludwig van Beethoven

Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. by Confucius

Reconciliation should be accompanied by justice, otherwise it will not last. While we all hope for peace it shouldn't be peace at any cost but peace based on principle, on justice. by Corazn Cojuangco Aquino

Recovering from failure is often easier than building from success. by Michael Eisner

Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you by Tommy Smothers

Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. by Charles Dickens

Refrain from doing ill for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy our misdeeds we are all to prone to imitate whatever is base and depraved. by Juvenal

Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle. by Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Regard your good name as the richest jewel you can possibly be possessed of - for credit is like fire when once you have kindled it you may easily preserve it, but if you once extinguish it, you will find it an arduous task to rekindle it again. The way to gain a good reputation is to endeavor to be what you desire to appear. by Socrates

Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in that game. by Jerry Coleman

Regimen is superior to medicine. by Voltaire

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. by Sydney Harris

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. by Sydney J. Harris

Regret for wasted time is more wasted time. by Mason Cooley

Regrets are idle yet history is one long regret. Everything might have turned out so differently. by Charles Dudley Warner

Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears. by Marcus Aurelius

Rejoice evermore. In every thing give thanks for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. by Thessalonians 516,18 Bible

Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either. by Jewish Proverb

Rejoicing is clearly a spiritual command. To ignore it, I need to remind you, is disobedience. by Charles R. Swindoll

Relationships of trust depend on our willingness to look not only to our own interests, but also the interests of others. by Peter Farquharson

Relationships--of all kinds--are like sand held in your hand. Held loosely, with an open hand, the sand remains where it is. The minute you close your hand and squeeze tightly to hold on, the sand trickles through your fingers. You may hold onto some of it, but most will be spilled. A relationship is like that. Held loosely, with respect and freedom for the other person, it is likely to remain intact. But hold too tightly, too possessively, and the relationship slips away and is lost. by Kaleel Jamison

Relativity applies to physics, not ethics. by Albert Einstein

Relativity keeps anything from happening at once. Quantum mechanics keeps everything from really happening at all. by Lou A. Riley

Religion belongs to the realm that is inviolable before the law of causation and therefore closed to science. by Max Karl Ernst Ludwig Planck

Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain. by Mark Twain

Religion is a bandage that man has invented to protect a soul made bloody by circumstance. by Theodore Herman Albert Dreiser

Religion is an attempt to get control over the sensory world, in which we are placed, by means of the wish-world which we have developed inside us as a result of biological and psychological necessites. by Sigmund Freud

Religion is an illusion and it derives its strength from the fact that it falls in with our instinctual desires. by Sigmund Freud

Religion is confining and imprisoning and toxic because it is based on ideology and dogma. But spirituality is redeeming and universal. by Deepak Chopra

Religion is excellent stuff for keeping the common people quiet. by Napoleon Bonaparte

Religion is not what you will get after reading all the scriptures of the world. It is not really what is grasped by the grain. It is a heart grasp. by Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful. by Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Religion is the everlasting dialogue between humanity and God. Art is its soliloquy. by Franz Werfel

Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief. by Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde

Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die. by F. Forrester Church

Religion is the idol of the mob it adores everything it does not understand. by Frederick the Great

Religion is the monumental chapter in the history of human egotism. by William James

Religion is what a person does in his solitariness. by Alfred North Whitehead

Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich. by Napoleon Bonaparte

Religion points to that area of human experience where in one way or another man comes upon mystery as a summons to pilgrimage. by Frederick Buechner

Religion, whatever it is, is a man's total reaction upon life. by William James

Religions are many and diverse, but reason and goodness are one. by Elbert Hubbard

Religions must continue to evolve to keep up with changing times, because only fittest shall survive. by B. J. Gupta

Religious experiences which are as real as life to some may be incomprehensible to others. by William Orville Douglas

Remember friends as you pass by, As you are now so once was I. As low as I you once must be, Prepare yourself and follow me. by Gravestone from the 1800's

Remember happiness doesn't depend on who you are or what you have it depends solely upon what you think. by Dale Carnegie

Remember how in that communion only, beholding beauty with the eye of the mind, he will be enabled to bring forth, not images of beauty, but realities (for he has hold not of an image but of a reality), and bringing forth and nourishing true virtue to become the friend of God and be immortal, if mortal man may.N.B. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. See also Napoleon Bonaparte. by Plato

Remember It is 10 times harder to command the ear than to catch the eye. by Duncan Maxwell Anderson

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. by Benjamin Franklin

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. by Fran Lebowitz

Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person. by Dr. David M. Burns

Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination. by Roy M. Goodman

Remember that it is far better to follow well than to lead indifferently. by John G. Vance

Remember that life is not measured in hours but in accomplishments. by James A. Pike

Remember that lost time does not return. by Thomas a Kempis

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants. by Walter Winchell

Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity. by Socrates

Remember that time is money. by Benjamin Franklin

Remember that what pulls the strings is the force hidden within there lies the power to persuade, there the life,--there, if one must speak out, the real man. by Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are. by Noah Porter

Remember that you are needed. There is at least one important work to be done that will not be done unless you do it. by Charles L. Allen

Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what doesn't work and second, the failure gives you the opportunity to try a new approach. by Roger von Oech

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. by Scott Adams

Remember Things in life will not always run smoothly. Sometimes we will be rising toward the heights - then all will seem to reverse itself and start downward. The great fact to remember is that the trend of civilization itself is forever upward, that a line drawn through the middle of the peaks and the valleys of the centuries always has an upward trend. by Endicott Peabody

Remember this, very little is needed to make a happy life. by Marcus Aelius Aurelius

Remember this-that there is a proper dignity and proportion to be observed in the performance of every act of life. by Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to speak of. by Socrates

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. by Horace

Remember your past mistakes just long enough to profit by them. by Dan McKinnon

Remember, a closed mouth gathers no foot. by Steve Post

Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. by Richard Milhous Nixon

Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels. by Faith Whittlesey

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. . . . As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others. by Audrey Hepburn

Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. by Earl Mac Rauch

Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg. by Anon.

Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance will neither last nor please thee one year and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all for the desire dieth when it is attained, and the affection perisheth when it is satisfied. by Sir Walter Raleigh

Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends. by Cindy Lew

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. by W. C. Fields

Removing the faults in a stage-coach may produce a perfect stage-coach, but it is unlikely to produce the first motor car. by Edward De Bono

Repentance is another name for aspiration. by Henry Ward Beecher

Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years. by Henry Ward Beecher

Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth. by Franklin D. Roosevelt

Reporters thrive on the world's misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent pleasure in events that dismay the rest of humanity. by Russell Baker

Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - - the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tend to be the difficult ones. by Donald H. Rumsfeld

Reprimand not a child immediately on the offence. Wait till the irritation has been replaced by serenity. by Moses Hasid

Reprove thy friend privately commend him publicly. by Solon

Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15. by Ronald Reagan

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us. by J Danforth Quayle

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child. by Dan Quayle

Reputation is an idle and most false imposition oft got without merit, and lost without deserving. by William Shakespeare

Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself. by Lois McMaster Bujold

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. by Marston Bates

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. by Wernher Magnus Maximilian von Braun

Resentment is anger directed at others--at what they did or did not do. by Peter McWilliams

Resolve to be thyself and know, that he who finds himself, loses his misery. by Matthew Arnold

Resolve to edge in a little reading every day, if it is but a single sentence. If you gain fifteen minutes a day, it will make itself felt at the end of the year. by Horace Mann

Resolve to live as with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence. by Johathan Edwards

Respect a man, he will do the more. by James Howell

Respect for the fragility and importance of an individual life is still the mark of an educated man. by Norman Cousins

Respect for the truth comes close to being the basis for all morality. by Frank Herbert

Respect yourself and others will respect you. by Confucius

Respect yourself most of all. by Pythagorus

Responsibilities gravitate to the person who can shoulder them. by Elbert Hubbard

Responsibility is the thing people dread most of all. Yet it is the one thing in the world that develops us, gives us manhood or womanhood fibre. by Frank H. Crane

Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man more deeply than the thought his honour is assailed. by Moliere

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time. by Sir John Lubbock

Rest not Life is sweeping by go and dare before you die. Something mighty and sublime, leave behind to conquer time. by Johann von Goethe

Rest not Life is sweeping by go and dare before you die. Something mighty and sublime, leave behind to conquer time. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please. by Pythagorus

Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please. by Pythagoras

Restlessness and discontent are the first necessities of progress. by Thomas Alva Edison

Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions. It is the one un-American act that could most easily defeat us. by William Orville Douglas

Results Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work. by Thomas Alva Edison

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. by George Burns

Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then, under those conditions, work is great too. by Bill Vaughan

Reuben Look, we all go way back and uh, I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it. by Ocean's Eleven

Reuben Second most successful robbery. The Flamingo in '71. This guy actually tasted fresh oxygen before they grabbed him. Of course, he was breathing out of a hose for the next three weeks. God damn hippy. by Ocean's Eleven

Rev. Brown If lovin' the lord is wrong, I don't want to be right. by Coming to America

Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend. by Saadi

Revenge is a kind of wild justice, which the more man's nature runs to the more ought law to weed it out. by Francis Bacon

Reverence for life affords me my fundamental principle of morality. by Albert Schweitzer

Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit. by Coming to America

Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering. by Tom Stoppard

Revolution is not a dinner party, not an essay, nor a painting, nor a piece of embroidery it cannot be advanced softly, gradually, carefully, considerately, respectfully, politely, plainly and modestly. by Mao Zedong

Revolution is not a onetime event. by Audre Lorde

Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can pick it up. by Hannah Arendt

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. by Nikita Khrushchev

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. by Chuang-tzu

Rhetoric is a poor substitute for action, and we have trusted only to rhetoric. If we are really to be a great nation, we must not merely talk we must act big. by Theodore Roosevelt

Rhythm is the basis of life, not steady forward progress. The forces of creation, destruction, and preservation have a whirling, dynamic interaction. by Kabbalah

Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen. by Jerry Coleman

Richard It's called reading-top to bottom-left to right-group words together into sentences-take tylenol for any headaches-midol for any cramps. by Tommy Boy

Richard Nixon lied to gain love, to shore up his grandiose fantasies, to bolster his ever-wavering sense of identity. He lied in attack, hoping to win and always he lied, and this most aggressively, to deny that he lied. by Fawn M. Brodie

Richard Okay... seatbelts. Just put the little thing into the big thing and... I tell ya what. If you don't know how to fasten your seatbelt, just raise your hand and I'll have Tommy Boy here come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a RETARD by Tommy Boy

Richard Try an association such as Let's say the average person uses ten percent of his brain. How much do you use One and a half percent. The rest is filled with malted hops and bong resin. by Tommy Boy

RICHER THAN GOLDYou may have tangible wealth untoldCaskets of jewels and coffers of gold.Richer than I you can never be --I had a mother who read to me. by Strickland Gillilan

Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits. by Heloise

Riches cover a multitude of woes. by Menander

Riches do not consist in the possession of treasures, but in the use made of them. by Napoleon Bonaparte

Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give. by Charles Caleb Colton

Riches, like glory or heath, have no more beauty or pleasure than their possessor is pleased to lend them. by Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

Ricky Excuse me Honey, umm, where the drinks are concerned, is that a hidden tax Does that fall under complementary up front service as well or is that something you pay for Flight Attendent Oh no, no, they're complementary. Would you care for another one Ricky They're complementary Flight Attendent Yes. Ricky You bet your ass I would. by Made

Ricky Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later. by Made

Ricky Here's what I'm gonna ask of you... We're going to be spending the night in New York, so it worked out well for all of us. I want you to take it back to the business class, I want you to round up a couple of honeys... At our hotel room we're gonna have kind of a pool party. California gangster-style, you know what I mean Kick ass pool party thing. by Made

Ricky I don't know why we don't get a drink ... sittin inside this place. Bobby I promised Chloe we'd come here Ricky She doesn't even know where the hell she is, Bob. She'd have more fun if we were at Bodners. She could play the triva game like she likes it, or the little racing game thing she does. Bobby She's a little girl, little girl's don't like to go to bars. Ricky We had fun, we went to bars when we were kids ... met all the different people, right ...remember Slimmy by Made

Ricky Let's drop it. Let's ecks-nay on the becks-nay. Ig-pay atlin-lay. Bobby Will you ut-shay your outh-may Ricky Ayn-saying-ay Bobby I don't know, you're doing it wrong, I don't understand what the hell you're saying. Ricky Onch-pay oo-bay ... ay-bay ay-way Bobby Ut-shay your ace-fay, asshole-ay. Ricky Did you hear that Did you hear what he said Whadaya think of that by Made

Ricky Max, ah, one more thing, ah ... who am I dropping this off to Who gets their hands on this Max That's your per diem. Ricky Yeah, that's my per diem, and who do I give it to Who do I drop it off to by Made

Ricky See thats what I'm talking about bobby, first class. You've got to get used to this my man, you deserve it. Hey ladies, you missed out on staying at the SoHo Grand on this trip you know what I mean. Listen, I'd offer you a ride in my limo, but I got to stretch my shit out. I'm a tall drink of water, don't want to wrinkle anything. by Made

Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life. by Joseph Addison

Ridicule is the best test of truth. by Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield

Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools. by Charles Simmons

Right now I think censorship is necessary the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important. by Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

Righteous people have no sense of humor. by Bertolt Brecht

Rigid justice is the greatest injustice. by Thomas Fuller

Rigidly organized pre-school classrooms, which value obedience more than development, create the deficits in poor children, imposing a self-image of marginality and failure. by Valerie Polakow

Ring Announcer What's your name kid Peter The Human Spider. Ring Announcer That's it The Human Spider That's the best you've got Peter Yeah. Ring Announcer Well that sucks. by Spider-Man

Risk is essential. There is not growth of inspiration in staying within what is safe and comfortable. Once you find out what you do best, why not try something else by Alex Noble

Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others think is wise. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible. by Claude T Bissell

Risk Risk anything Care no more for the opinions of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth. by Katherine Mansfield

Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out. by Christina Baldwin

Roam abroad in the world, and take thy fill of its enjoyments before the day shall come when thou must quit it for good. by Saadi

Robert E Lee didn't make it the first time and Jefferson Davis took the vacancy. Pershing didn't make it for two years, MacArthur couldn't get in the first year and Eisenhower took an extra year of high school to get in. Patton took three years to get in and five to get out. by Manley E. Rogers

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. by Peter York

Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read. by Frank Zappa

Rod It's a very personal, very important thing. Hell, it's a family motto. Now are you ready Just checking to make sure you're ready here it is - show me the money. OHHH SHOW ME THE MONEY Doesn't it make you feel good just to say that, Jerry Say it with me one time brother by Jerry Maguire

Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest. by Alexandre Dumas

Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end of a love affair or else when the sweet emotions of love lead us into marriage and then turn down their flames. by Sir Thomas More

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo Deny thy father, and refuse thy name... by William Shakespeare

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion. by Jerry Coleman

Rough wind, that moanest loudGrief too sad for songWild wind, when sullen cloudKnells all the night longSad storm, whose tears are vain,Bare woods, whose branches strain,Deep caves and dreary main, - Wail, for the world's wrong by Percy Bysshe Shelley

Rough work, iconoclasm, but the only way to get at truth. by Oliver Wendell Holmes

Round numbers are always false. by Samuel Johnson

Routine is not organization, any more than paralysis is order. by Sir Arthur Helps

Rowing is a sport for dreamers. As long as you put in the work, you can own the dream. When the work stops, the dream dissapears. by Jim Dietz

Royalty has always been an unconscious but all-consuming goal of the European immigrant. by Vine Deloria, Jr.

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. by Eric Hoffer

Rule three hundred of obscure leadership if it's your idea, you get to implement it. by Leland Exton Modesitt, Jr.

Rules only make sense if they are both kept and broken. Breaking the rule is one way of observing it. by Sir Thomas More

Rumack Yes I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. by Airplane

Rumor is not always wrong. - from Life of Agricola by Publius Cornelius Tacitus

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth. by Will Rogers

Run straight ahead, And if anything gets in your way...turn by Unknown

Russians can give you arms but only the United States can give you a solution. by Anwar el Sadat

Rusty Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards You can't have six cards in a five-card game by Ocean's Eleven

Rusty You look down, they know you're lying and up, they know you don't know the truth. Don't use seven words when four will do. Don't shift your weight, look always at your mark but don't stare, be specific but not memorable, be funny but don't make him laugh. He's got to like you then forget you the moment you've left his side. by Ocean's Eleven