M-O-T-H-E-RM is for the million things she gave me,O means only that she's growing old,T is for the tears she shed to save me,H is for her heart of purest goldE is for her eyes, with love-light shining,R means right, and right she'll always be,Put them all together, they spell MOTHER,A word that means the world to me. by Howard Johnson
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency. by Alan Turing
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn't get paid. by Eric Pio
Magic is believing in yourself. If you can do that, you can make anything happen. by Foka Gomez
Magneto You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different. by X2 X-Men United
Magnificent promises are always to be suspected. by Theodore Parker
Mahatma is one whose soul doesn't rest in peace while there are tears even in a single eye. by B. J. Gupta
Make all you can, save all you can, give all you can. by John Wesley
Make decisions from the strong part of you, not the weak. by Dr. Laura Schlessinger
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler. by Albert Einstein
Make friends not enemies, and you will always have eyes in the back of your head. by Eric Pio
Make friends with the angels, who though invisible are always with you. Often invoke them, constantly praise them, and make good use of their help and assistance in all your temporal and spiritual affairs. by Saint Francis de Sales
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come. by Chinese Proverb
Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health. by Thomas Tusser
Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy you can't build on it it's only for wallowing in. by Katherine Mansfield
Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. by Miguel de Cervantes
Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil. by Henry Fielding
Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money. by Horace
Make no judgements where you have no compassion. by Anne McCaffrey
Make no little plans they have no magic to stir men's blood...Make big plans, aim high in hope and work. by Daniel H. Burnham
Make no little plans. They have no Magic to stir Men's blood. by D. B. Hudson
Make sure to be in with your equals if you're going to fall out with your superiors. by Jewish Proverb
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening. by Dorothy Sarnoff
Make sure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, and you can't settle anything until morning anyway. by Rose Fitzgerald Kennedy
Make the best use of what is in your power, and take the rest as it happens. by Epictetus
Make the iron hot by striking it. by Oliver Cromwell
Make the most of your regrets. . . . To regret deeply is to live afresh. by Henry David Thoreau
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is ever done in this world by hesitation. by Thomas Huxley
Make visible what, without you, might perhaps never have been seen. by Robert Bresson
Make voyages - Attempt them - there's nothing else... by Tennessee Williams
Make wisdom your provision for the journey from youth to old age, for it is a more certain support than all other possessions. by Bias
Make your bargain before beginning to plow. by Arab Proverb
Make your life a mission - not an intermission. by Arnold Glasgow
Make your own recovery the first priority in your life. by Robin Norwood
Make yourself familiar with the angels, and behold them frequently in spirit for without being seen, they are present with you. by Saint Francis de Sales
Make yourself necessary to somebody. Do not make life hard to any. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Making a success of the job at hand is the best step toward the kind you want. by Bernard Mannes Baruch
Making a wrong decision is understandable. Refusing to search continually for learning is not. by Philip
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. by Andrew A. Rooney
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. by Andy Rooney
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope. by P. J. O'Rourke
Making the decision to have a child--it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. by Elizabeth Stone
Making the simple complicated is commonplace making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity. by Charles Mingu
Male and female represent the two sides of the great radical dualism. But in fact they are perpetually passing into one another. Fluid hardens to solid, solid rushes to fluid. There is no wholly masculine man, no purely feminine woman. by Margaret Fuller
Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably continue this way, but I think that's part of the magic of it all. by Scott Bairstow
Malice drinks one half of its own poison. by Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground. by Zora Neale Hurston
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the Headless Monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded. by Sir Charles Spencer Charlie Chaplin
Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God makes the animals, man makes himself. by G. C. Lichtenberg
Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God makes the animals, man makes himself. by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long. by George Bernard Shaw
Man can learn nothing unless he proceeds from the known to the unknown. by Claude Bernard
Man cannot be uplifted he must be seduced into virtue. by Don Marquis
Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore. by Andr Gide
Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself. by Chief Seattle
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. by Adlai Ewing Stevenson
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them. by Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson
Man has always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason. by Douglas Noel Adams
Man has been endowed with reason, with the power to create, so that he can add to what he's been given. But up to now he hasn't been a creator, only a destroyer. Forests keep disappearing, rivers dry up, wild life's become extinct, and the climate's ruined and the land grows poorer and uglier every day. by Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
Man has his will - but woman has her way. by Oliver Wendell Holmes
Man has responsibility, not power. by Tuscarora Proverb
Man has responsiblity, not power. Tuscarora by American Indian Proverb
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three. He cannot control his eye, ear or nose, but he can his mouth, hand and foot. by Leone Levi
Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic. by Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
Man has three friends on whose company he relies. First, wealth which goes with him only while good fortune lasts. Second, his relatives they go only as far as the grave, leave him there. The third friend, his good deeds, go with him beyond the grave. by The Talmud
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. by Lily Tomlin
Man is a being born to believe. And if no church comes forward with its title-deeds of truth to guide him, he will find altars and idols in his own heart and his own imagination. by Benjamin Disraeli
Man is a creature of hope and invention, both of which believe the idea that things cannot be changed. by Tom Clancy
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. by Bertrand Russell
Man is a make-believe animal - he is never so truly himself as when he is acting a part. by William Hazlitt
Man is a social animal. Without society he is nothing but animal. Yet many consider themselves 'self made'. by B. J. Gupta
Man is always more than he can know of himself consequently, his accomplishments, time and again, will come as a surprise to him. by Golo Mann
Man is an animal which, alone among the animals, refuses to be satisfied by the fulfilment of animal desires. by Alexander Graham Bell
Man is asked to make of himself what he is supposed to become to fulfill his destiny. by Paul Tillich
Man is by nature a political animal. by Aristotle
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits. by Charles Robert Darwin
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. by Joseph Addison
Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed. by Blaise Pascal
Man is fed with fables through life, and leaves it in the belief he knows something of what has been passing, when in truth he has known nothing but what has passed under his own eye. by Thomas Jefferson
Man is free at the moment he wishes to be. by Voltaire
Man is free in his imagination, but bound by his reason. by Israel Lipkin
Man is his own star and the soul that can render an honest and perfect man commands all light, all influence, all fate. by John Fletcher
Man is immortal therefore he must die endlessly. For life is a creative idea it can only find itself in changing forms. by Rabindranath Tagore
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. by Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde
Man is made by his belief. As he believes, so he is. by Bhagavad Gita
Man is more himself, man is more manlike, when joy is the fundamental thing in him, and grief the superficial. by Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at play. by Heraclitus
Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate, often desperately. He is forever entering bold exceptions to the rulings of the bench of gods. This fighting, no doubt, makes for human progress, for it favors the strong and the brave. It also makes for beauty, for lesser men try to escape from a hopeless and intolerable world by creating a more lovely one of their own. by H.L. Mencken
Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find out what he has to do and to restrain himself within the limits of his comprehension. by Johann von Goethe
Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find out what he has to do and to restrain himself within the limits of his comprehension. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Man is not the creature of circumstances. Circumstances are the creatures of men. by Benjamin Disraeli
Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so. by Jacopo Sannazaro
Man is quite insane. He wouldn't know how to create a maggot, and he creates Gods by the dozen. by Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
Man is ready to die for an idea, provided that idea is not quite clear to him. by Paul Eldridge
Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another. by Anatole France
Man is sometimes extraordinarily, passionately, in love with suffering. by Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
Man is the artificer of his own happiness. by Henry David Thoreau
Man is the measure of all things. by Protagoras
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to. by Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. by Samuel Butler
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature. by Samuel Butler
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be. by William Hazlitt
Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed the only animal that is never satisfied. by Henry George
Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is. by Albert Camus
Man is the only creature that strives to surpass himself, and yearns for the impossible. by Eric Hoffer
Man is troubled not by events, but by the meaning he gives them. by Epictetus
Man is what he believes. by George Herbert Allen
Man is what he believes. by Anton Chekhov
Man is what he eats. by Ludwig Feuerbach
Man masters nature not by force, but by understanding. by Jacob Brownowski
Man merely discovers' he never can and never will invent. by Kahlil Gibran
Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love. by Martin Luther King, Jr.
Man needs difficulties they are necessary for health. by Carl Gustav Jung
Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. by Bertrand Russell
Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit. by Bern Williams
Man only of all earthly creatures, asks, Can the dead die forever - and the instinct that urges the question is God's answer to man, for no instinct is given in vain. by Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton
Man perfected by society is the best of all animals he is the most terrible of all when he lives without law, and without justice. by Aristotle
Man plans and God laughs. by Hebrew Proverb
Man seeketh in society comfort, use and protection. by Francis Bacon
Man spends his life in reasoning on the past, in complaining of the present, in fearing future. by Antoine Rivarol
Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it's dark. by Zen Proverb
Man supposes that he directs his life and governs his actions, when his existence is irretrievably under the control of destiny. by Johann von Goethe
Man supposes that he directs his life and governs his actions, when his existence is irretrievably under the control of destiny. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Man talking confidently about God is like a toy talking confidently about man. by B. J. Gupta
Man was predestined to have free will. by Hal Lee Luyah
Man who say it cannot be done should not interrupt man doing it. by Chinese Proverb
Man will do many things to get himself loved he will do all things to get himself envied. by Mark Twain
Man without religion is the creature of circumstances. by Augustus Hare
Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife. by Euripides
Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. by Reinhold Niebuhr
Man's chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue. by Hesiod
Man's great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or brake, to mask or block a thought, or all thought, when he wants to. by Paul Valery
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. by Erich Fromm
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. The most important product of his effort is his own personality. by Erich Fromm
Man's main task is to give birth to himself. by Erich Fromm
Man's many desires are like the small metal coins he carries about in his pocket. The more he has the more they weigh him down. by Bhagawan Sri Sathya Sai Baba
Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions. by Sri da Avabhas
Man's most valuable trait Is a judicious sense of what not to believe. by Euripides
Man, being the servant and interpreter of nature, can do and understand so much and so much only as he has observed in fact or in thought of the course of nature beyond this he neither knows anything nor can do anything. by Francis Bacon
Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments. by John Steinbeck
Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments. by John Ernst Steinbeck
Man...is a tame or civilized animal never the less, he requires proper instruction and a fortunate nature, and then of all animals he becomes the most divine and most civilized but if he be insufficiently or ill- educated he is the most savage of earthly creatures. by Plato
Management An activity or art where those who have not yet succeeded and those who have proved unsuccessful are led by those who have not yet failed. by Paulson Frenckner
Management is nothing more than motivating other people. by Lee Iacocca
Management means, in the last analysis, the substitution of thought for brawn and muscle, of knowledge for folkways and superstition, and of cooperation for force. It means the substitution of responsibility for obedience to rank, and of authority of performance for the authority of rank. Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. by Peter Drucker
Manifest plainness, Embrace simplicity, Reduce selfishness, Have few desires. by Lao Tzu
Mankind censure injustice fearing that they may be the victims of it, and not because they shrink from committing it. by Plato
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it. by Samuel Johnson
Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind. by John F. Kennedy
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind. by John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind... War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today. by John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Mankind's true moral test, its fundamental test (which lies deeply buried from view), consists of its attitude towards those who are at its mercy animals. And in this respect mankind has suffered a fundamental debacle, a debacle so fundamental that all others stem from it. by Milan Kundera
Manners maketh man. by William of Wykeham
Many a crown of wisdom is but the golden chamberpot of success, worn with pompous dignity. by Joey Adams
Many a doctrine is like a window pane. We see truth through it but it divides us from truth. by Kahlil Gibran
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory. by Orison Swett Marden
Many a man is praised for his reserve and so-called shyness when he is simply too proud to risk making a fool of himself. by J. B. Priestley
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. by James Gilmore Backus
Many a man that couldn't direct you to the drug store on the corner when he was 3 will get a respectful hearing when age has further impaired his mind. by Finley Peter Dunne
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it's merely vacant. by Unknown
Many a man wishes he were strong enough to tear a telephone book in half-especially if he has a teenage daughter. by Guy Albert Lombardo
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. by Elbert Hubbard
Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness. by Robertson Davies
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. by Mark Twain
Many admire, few know. by Hippocrates
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. by Anon.
Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers. by Unknown
Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason they made no such demand upon those who wrote them. by Charles Caleb Colton
Many brave men lived before Agamemnon but all are overwhelmed in eternal night, unwept, unknown, because they lack a sacred poet. by Horace
Many businessmen fail to understand Python principles--the ultimate absurdity was an offer from America to buy the 'format' of the Python shows, that is, Monty Python without the Pythons--corporate methods do not have the conceptual framework to deal with an anarchist collective, run by intelligent and arrogant comedians who have proved that their method works. by Robert Hewison
Many complain of their memory, few of their judgment. by Benjamin Franklin
Many could forgo heavy meals, a full wardrobe, a fine house, et cetera it is the ego they cannot forgo. by Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones. by Miguel de Cervantes
Many difficulties which nature throws in our way, may be smoothed away by the exercise of intelligence. by Titus Livius
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. by Max Ehrmann
Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time. by Sir Winston Churchill
Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves. by Miguel de Cervantes
Many highly intelligent people are poor thinkers. Many people of average intelligence are skilled thinkers. The power of a car is separate from the way the car is driven. by Edward De Bono
Many men can make a fortune by very few can build a family. by J. S. Bryan
Many men die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. by Benjamin Franklin
Many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, some of them kept records of their troubles. You'll learn from them--if you want to. Just as someday, if you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It's a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn't education. It's history. It's poetry. by J. D. Salinger
Many men know how to flatter, few men know how to praise. by Greek Proverb
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. by Thomas Alva Edison
Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. by George Lucas
Many people believe they are attracted by God, or by Nature, when they are only repelled by man. by William Ralph Inge
Many people chase after success. Others pursue money. But I think the happiest people on earth Are the one's who have found significance. The real question of life must be What has significance for you by Unknown
Many people do not realize that the snowshoe can be used for a great many things besides walking on snow. For instance, it can be used to carry pancakes from the stove to the breakfast table. Also, it can be used to carry uneaten pancakes from the table to the garbage. Finally, it can be used as a kind of stainer, where you force pancakes through the strings to see if a piece of gold got in a pancake somehow. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up on rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing. by Meg Chittenden
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. by Frank Moore Colby
Many people never stop to realize that a tree is a living thing, not that different from a tall, leafy dog that has roots and is very quiet. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Many people today don't want honest answers insofar as honest means unpleasant or disturbing. They want a soft answer that turneth away anxiety. by Louis Kronenberger
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take. by Peter McWilliams
Many people would sooner die than think In fact, they do so. by Bertrand Russell
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose. by Hellen Keller
Many politicians lay it down as a self-evident proposition, that no people ought to be free till they are fit to use their freedom. The maxim is worthy of the fool in the old story, who resolved not to go into the water till he had learned to swim. by Lord Macaulay
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. by Charles Williams
Many receive advice, few profit by it. by Publilius Syrus
Many secrets of art and nature are thought by the unlearned to be magical. by Francis Bacon
Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends. by J. R. R. Tolkien
Many things are lost for want of asking. by English Proverb
Many things have fallen only to rise higher. by Seneca
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. by Frank Lloyd Wright
Many would be cowards if they had courage enough. by Thomas Fuller
Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the mental wardrobe of every man. The president differs from other men in that he has a more extensive wardrobe. by Herbert Clark Hoover
Maps encourage boldness. They're like cryptic love letters. They make anything seem possible. by Mark Jenkins
Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings. by Vicki Baum
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet. by Mae West
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. by Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Marriage is like a cage one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out. by Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you tear it in two. The value of one half depends upon the other. by Joe Moore
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what's in it. by Kenneth Hartley Blanchard
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements. by Kathy Mohnke
Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. by Hoshang N. Akhtar
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place. by Calvin Trillin
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up. by B. A. Billingsly
Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. by Louis K. Anspacher
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. by Voltaire
Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton and electron. What are we talking about here Nothing less than the very tension that binds the universe. You see, when we look at marriage, people, we're are looking at creation itself. I am the sky, says the Hindu bridegroom to the bride. You are the earth. We are sky and earth united.... You are my husband. You are my wife. My feet shall run because of you. My feet shall dance because of you. My heart shall beat because of you. My eyes see because of you. My mind thinks because of you and I shall love because of you. by Andrew Schneider
Marriage is the wastepaper basket of the emotions. by Leon Botstein
Marriage love, honor, and negotiate. by Joe Moore
Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict. by Paxton Blair
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything familiarity. by Honore' de Balzac
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so jointed that they cannot be separated often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them. by Logan Pearsall Smith
Marriage should be a duet -- when one sings, the other claps. by Joe Murray
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you wouldn't need if you had stayed single. by Jimmy Townsend
Marriage. It's a hard term to define. Especially for me--I've ducked it like root canal. Still there's no denying the fact that marriage ranks right up there with birth and death as one of the three biggies in the human safari. It's the only one though that we'll celebrate with a conscious awareness. Very few of you remember your arrival and even fewer of you will attend your own funeral. by Andrew Schneider
Marriage. It's like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future. by Andrew Schneider
Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages end up in broken dishes and a trip to Tijuana. Is it loneliness Partly. Is it teamwork Definitely. Things just kind of go easier when there's two of you. One of you can wait in line at the movie theater while the other guy parks the car. Get better seats that way. Better room rate when it's a double. Are you ready to file jointly...Above you is the sun and sky. Below you, the ground. Like the sun, your love should be constant, like the ground, solid. by Jed Seidel
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. by John Lyly
Married couples tell each other a thousand things without speech. by Chinese Proverb
Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can. by Benjamin Franklin
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. by Josh Billings
Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. by Dan Quayle
Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don't think she would know sensuality if it bit her on the ass. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Marta said I don't seem to like to read fiction very much. 'I guess you're not an afictionado',' she said. Poor Marta. For all her reading, she doesn't even know the right word. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Marta says the interesting thing about fly-fishing is that it's two lives connected by a thin strand. Come on, Marta. Grow up. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Marty McFly Jesus, George, it's a wonder I was ever born. by Back to the Future
Marty This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too' by This Is Spinal Tap
Marty This tasteless cover is a good indication of the lack of musical invention within. The musical growth of this band cannot even be charted. They are treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry. by This Is Spinal Tap
Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. by George Bernard Shaw
Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise. by Denise Levertov
Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up. by There's Something About Mary
Materialists and madmen never have doubts. by Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically. by Calvin Trillin
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. by Johann von Goethe
Mathematicians are like Frenchmen whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Mathematics is the queen of the sciences. by Carl Friedrich Gauss
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. by Bertrand Russell
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. by Bertrand Russell
Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty - a beauty cold and austere, like that of sculpture. by Bertrand Russell
Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about his taste, nor condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion. by George Santayana
Maturity begins to grow when you can sense your concern for others outweighing your concern for yourself. by John MacNaughton
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. by Kurt Vonnegut
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. by Jules Feiffer
Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even. by Ann Landers
Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then I moved up to washing lettuces. Now, I'm working the fat fryer. Pretty soon I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in. by Coming to America
May every young scientist remember... and not fail to keep his eyes open for the possibility that an irritating failure of his apparatus to give consistent results may once or twice in a lifetime conceal an important discovery. by Baron Patrick Maynard Stuart Blackett
May it not be that, just as we have faith in Him, God has to have faith in us and, considering the history of the human race so far, may it not be that faith is even more difficult for Him than it is for us by Wystan Hugh Auden
May no gift be too small to give, nor too simple to receive, which is wrapped in thoughtfulness, and tied with love. by L. O. Baird
May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say. by Anonymous
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. by George
May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they give you a husband and a home and gracious concord, for there is nothing greater and better than this -when a husband and wife keep a household in oneness of mind, a great woe to their enemies and joy to their friends, and win high renown. by Homer
May the sun always shine on your windowpane May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain May the hand of a friend always be near you May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. by Blessing Irish
May there always be work for your hands to do, May your purse always hold a coin or two. May the sun always shine warm on your windowpane, May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain. May the hand of a friend always be near you, And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you. by Blessing Irish
May you always live in interesting times. by Chinese Curse
May you be in heaven a half-hour before the devil knows your dead. by Unknown
May you live all the days of your life. by Jonathan Swift
May you live every day of your life. by Jonathan Swift
May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. by Immanuel Kant
May your service of love a beautiful thing want nothing else, fear nothing else and let love be free to become what love truly is. by Hadewijch of Antwerp
May your walls know joy May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility. by Maryanne Radmacher-Hershey
Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart. by Margaret Cho
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words---'mank' and 'ind'. What do these words mean It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Maybe intentions are the lies in the dark we tell ourselves when who we are falls short of the mark and when we destroy our neighbor we can say 'I never meant any harm.' by Danielle Donoho
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. by Bill Vaughan
Maybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress. by Michelle Burford
Maybe this world is another planet's hell. by Aldous Huxley
Maybe you are the cool generation ... If coolness means a capacity to stay calm and use your head in the service of ends passionately believed in, then it has my admiration. by Kingman Brewster, Jr.
Maybe you're right, boss. It all depends on the way you look at it. Look, one day I had gone to a little village. An old grandfather of ninety was busy planting an almond tree. 'What, grandad' I exclaimed. 'Planting an almond tree' and he, bent as he was, turned round and said, 'My son, I carry on as if I should never die.' I replied, 'And I carry on as if I was going to die any minute.' Which of us was right, boss by Nikos Kazantzakis
McCabe's Law Nobody has to do anything. by Charles McCabe
McCovey swings and misses, and its fouled back by Jerry Coleman
Me, we. (Supposedly the shortest quote in the English language delivered at a Harvard graduation.) by Muhammad Ali
Measure not God's love and favour by your own feeling. The sun shines as clearly in the darkest day as it does in the brightest. The difference is not in the sun, but in some clouds which hinder the manifestation of the light thereof. by Richard Sibbes
Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done. by Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Medicine is a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind. by Napoleon Bonaparte
Mediocrity can talk but it is for genius to observe. by Benjamin Disraeli
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. by Conan Doyle
Mediocrity requires aloofness to preserve its dignity. by Charles Gates Dawes
Meditation has been defined as the cessation of active eternal thought. by H Hahn Blavatsky
Meditation is not for him who eats too much, nor for him who eats not at all not for him who is over much addicted to sleep, nor for him who is always awake. by Bhagavad Gita
Meditation is the soul's perspective glass. by Owen Felltham
Meditation is the tongue of the soul and the language of our spirit. by Jeremy Taylor
Meetings are indispensable when you don't want to do anything. by John Kenneth Galbraith
Memories, important yesterdays, were once todays. Treasure and notice today. by Gloria Gaither
Memory feeds a culture, nourishes hope and makes a human, human. by Elie Wiesel
Memory feeds imagination. by Amy Tan
Memory is a child walking along a seashore. You never can tell what small pebble it will pick up and store away among its treasured things. by Pierce Harris
Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the moment the present becomes the past. by Real Live Preacher
Memory is a man's real possession...In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else is he poor. by Alexander Smith
Memory is not so brilliant as hope, but it is more beautiful, and a thousand times as true. by George Dennison Prentice
Memory is the greatest of artists, and effaces from your mind what is unnecessary. by Maurice Baring
Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way...you become just by performing just actions, temperate by performing temperate actions, brave by performing brave actions. by Aristotle
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. by Oscar Wilde
Men and women are limited not by the place of their birth, not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their hope. by John Johnson
Men are apt to offend ('tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive. by William Congreve
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. by Bertrand Russell
Men are born to succeed, not to fail. by Henry David Thoreau
Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say. by Charles Caleb Colton
Men are but children of a larger growth, Our appetites as apt to change as theirs, And full as craving too, and full as vain. by John Dryden
Men are confused. They're conflicted. They want a woman who's their intellectual equal, but they're afraid of women like that. They want a woman they can dominate, but then they hate her for being weak. It's an ambivalence that goes back to a man's relationship with his mother. Source of his life, center of his universe, object of both his fear and his love. by Andrew Schneider
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious. They are conservatives after dinner. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men are doubtful and skeptical about the Church they suspect and dislike the clergy they are impatient of theological systems but for Jesus Christ, as he stand out to view in the sacred pages, as they dimly realize him in their own best selves, as they catch faint traces of him in the lives of his saints, they have no other sentiments than those of respect and affection. by Herbert Hensley Henson
Men are equal it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference. by Voltaire
Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult. by Samuel Johnson
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children. by William Penn
Men are like a deck of cards. You'll find the occasional king, but most are jacks. by Laura Swenson
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. by Chuck Norris
Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. by Pope John XXIII
Men are never so likely to settle a question rightly as when they discuss it freely. by Thomas Babington
Men are not against you they are merely for themselves. by Gene Fowler
Men are not made religious by performing certain actions which are externally good, but they must first have righteous principles, and then they will not fail to perform virtuous actions. by Martin Luther
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own mind. by Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds. by Franklin D. Roosevelt
Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of others. by Titus Livius
Men are rewarded or punished not for what they do but for how their acts are defined. That is why men are more interested in better justifying themselves than in better behaving themselves. by Thomas Szasz
Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes. by Titus Livius
Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment that he who will trick will always find another who will suffer to be tricked. by Niccolo Machiavelli
Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosi are called altruists. by H.L. Mencken
Men are what their mothers made them. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men are wise in proportion not to their experience but to their capacity for experience. by Samuel Johnson
Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience. by James Boswell
Men as well as animals do whatever makes them happy, differences lie in what makes them happy. by B. J. Gupta
Men can know more than their ancestors did if they start with a knowledge of what their ancestors had already learned....That is why a society can be progressive only if it conserves its traditions. by Walter Lippmann
Men decide far more problems by hate, love, lust, rage, sorrow, joy, hope, fear, illusion, or some other inward emotion, than by reality, authority, any legal standard, judicial precedent, or statute. by Cicero
Men do less than they ought, unless they do all that they can. by Thomas Carlyle
Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it is within the reach of every man to live nobly, but within no man's power to live long. by Seneca
Men do not invent Myths. They only invent fables, and tell lies. True Myths create themselves, and find their expression in the men who serve their purpose. by Denis Johnston
Men do not understand books until they have had a certain amount of life, or at any rate no man understands a deep book until he has seen and lived at least part of its contents. by Ezra Loomis Pound
Men exist for the sake of one another. Teach them then or bear with them. by Marcus Aelius Aurelius
Men fear death, as children fear to go in the dark and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other. by Maya Angelou
Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin -- more even than death.... Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man. by Bertrand Russell
Men feel that cruelty to the poor is a kind of cruelty to animals. They never feel that it is an injustice to equals nay it is treachery to comrades. by Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live. by Margaret Fuller
Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in this when I have a subject in hand, I study it profoundly. Day and night it is before me. My mind becomes pervaded with it. Then the effort that I have made is what people are pleased to call the fruit of genius. It is the fruit of labor and thought. by Alexander Hamilton
Men have become the tools of their tools. by Henry David Thoreau
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love. by William Shakespeare
Men in authority will always think that criticism of their policies is dangerous. They will always equate their policies with patriotism, and find criticism subversive. by Henry Steele
Men in earnest have no time to waste In patching fig-leaves for the naked truth. by Hubert Humphrey
Men in Great Place are thrice Servants Servants of the Sovereign or State Servants of Fame and Servants of Business It is strange desire to seek Power and to lose Liberty. by Francis Bacon
Men in however high a station ought to fear the humble. by Phaedrus
Men in no way approach so nearly to the gods as in doing good to men. by Marcus Tullius Cicero
Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel. Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are. by Niccolo Machiavelli
Men judge us by the success of our efforts. God looks at the efforts themselves. by Charlotte Bronte
Men keep agreements when it is to the advantage of neither to break them. by Solon
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. by Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can't see the sense in violence, they must be passive creatures. It's just not true. In one important way, at least, men are the passive sex. Given a choice, they will always opt for the status quo. They hate change of any kind, and they fight against it constantly. On the other hand, what women want is stability, which when you stop to think about it is a very different animal. by Eric Lustbader
Men moving only in an official circle are apt to become merely official -- not to say arbitrary -- in their ideas, and are apter and apter with each passing day to forget that they only hold power in a representative capacity. by William Adams
Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do. by Mencius
Men must be taught as if you taught them not, And things unknown proposed as things forgot. by Alexander Pope
Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction. by Blaise Pascal
Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. by Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. by Sir Winston Churchill
Men of genius are often dull and inert in society, as a blazing meteor when it descends to earth, is only a stone. by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. by William Hazlitt
Men of ill judgment oft ignore the good That lies within their hands, till they have lost it. by Sophocles
Men of perverse opinion do not know the excellence of what is in their hands, till some one dash it from them. by Sophocles
Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. by Aesop
Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had no agency in planning it, or because it may have been planned by those whom they dislike. by Alexander Hamilton
Men seek but one thing in life - their pleasure. by W. Somerset Maugham
Men seek out retreats for themselves in the country, by the seaside, on the moutains. . .But all this is unphilosophical to the last degree. . .when thou canst at a moment's notice retire into thyself. by Marcus Aelius Aurelius
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses. by Dorothy Parker
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable. by Anon.
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Men stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened. by Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Men trust their ears less than their eyes. by Herodotus
Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts. by Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. by Bertrand Russell
Men who have reached and passed forty-five, have a look as if waiting for the secret of the other world, and as if they were perfectly sure of having found out the secret of this. by Benjamin Haydon
Men who never get carried away should be. by Malcolm Forbes
Men will wrangle for religion write for it fight for it die for it anything but--live for it. by Charles Caleb Colton
Men willingly believe what they wish. by Gaius Julius Caesar
Men willingly believe what they wish. by Julius Caesar
Men's actions are too strong for them. Show me a man who has acted, and who has not been the victim and slave of his action. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart. by Confucius
Men, in general, are but great children. by Napoleon Bonaparte
Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest. by Jean Paul Friedrich Richter
Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less. by Susan B. Anthony
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative. by W. S. Gilbert
Merely having an open mind is nothing. The object of opening the mind, as of opening the mouth, is to shut it again on something solid. by Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never had a girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's a scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again. by Signs
Merrill One time, I was at this party... and I was sitting on the couch with Amanda McKinney. She was just sitting there, looking beautiful. So, I lean in to kiss her, and I realize I have gum in my mouth. So, I turn to spit it out and put it in a paper cup. I turn back, and Amanda McKinney throws up all over herself. I knew the moment it happened, it was a miracle. I could have been kissing her when she threw up. It would have scarred me for life. I may never have recovered. by Signs
Michael Bolton Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton. Samir You know there's nothing wrong with that name. Michael Bolton There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys. by Office Space
Michael I'll make him an offer he can't refuse. by Godfather, The
Mick As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll. by This Is Spinal Tap
Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home. by John Howard Payne
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife. by Richard Willard Armour
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. by Ogden Nash
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. by E. Joseph Crossman
Mighty are the winds of time, which sweep away the despair of a broken heart, which blow back the essence of life, which refresh the soul with yet another sweet countenance. by Dax Ward
Mike & Trent Vegas baby Vegas by Swingers
Mike Caldwell, the Padres' right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight. by Jerry Coleman
Mike Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say it sucks and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. I spend half the night talking to some girl who's looking around the room to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy 'cause she's wearing a backpack, you know by Swingers
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. by Julius Henry Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. by Groucho Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. by Julius Henry Marx
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. by Groucho Marx
Military power wins battles, but spiritual power wins wars. by General George Catlett Marshall
Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. by Susan Ertz
Millions must plough and forge and dig in order that a few thousand may write and paint and study. by Heinrich Gotthard von Treitschke
Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and societies but the compelling force of all times has been the force of originality and creation profoundly affecting the roots of human spirit. by Ansel Adams
Millions of spiritual creatures walk the earth Unseen, both when we wake and when we sleep. by John Milton
Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races, whereas the best possible advice on the subject is found in the three monosyllables 'Do not try.' by Dan Parker
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. by Bernard Mannes Baruch
Milton And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire. by Office Space
Mind unemployed is mind unenjoyed. by John Christian Bovee
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. by Lord Thomas Dewar
Minds are like parachutes they work best when open. by Lord Thomas Dewar
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open. by Lester R Bittel
Minds do not act together in public they simply stick together and when their private activities are resumed, they fly apart again. by Frank Moore Colby
Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort. by Charles Dickens
Mine honour is my life both grow in one take honour from me and my life is done. by William Shakespeare
Mingle some brief folly with your wisdom. by Horace
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having. by J. Carl Cook
Miracles happen to those who believe in them. by Bernard Berenson
Miracles You do not have to look for them. They are there, 24 7, beaming like radio waves all around you. Put up the antenna, turn up the volume - snap... crackle... this just in, every person you talk to is a chance to change the world... by Hugh Elliott
Mire Hacia Las Estrellas. Look At The Stars. by Raul E. Sanchez
Mirrors should reflect a little before throwing back images. by Jean Cocteau
Misanthropes need people without a steady supply, the misanthrope cannot fully apply his art. by Polly Whitney
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce of the land, and at another moment weakly perish. by Homer
Misery is when grown-ups don't realize how miserable kids can feel. by Suzanne Heller
Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it's the day she's changing the sheets. by Suzanne Heller
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate. by Addison Mizner
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. by Russell Baker
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. by Russell Wayne Baker
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends. by Aristotle
Misfortunes leave wounds which bleed drop by drop even in sleep thus little by little they train man by force and dispose him to wisdom in spite of himself. Man must learn to think of himself as a limited and dependent being and only suffering teaches him this. by Simone Weil
Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle. by James Russell Lowell
Misogynist A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. by H.L. Mencken
Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely. by Hesketh Pearson
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted. by Hesketh Pearson
Missions is not the ultimate goal of the church. Worship is. Missions exists because worship doesn't. Worship is ultimate, not missions, because God is ultimate, not man. When this age is over, and the countless millions of the redeemed fall on their faces before the throne of God, missions will be no more. It is a temporary necessity. But worship abides forever. by John Piper
Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of thy life. by Jeremy Taylor
Mistakes are a fact of life. It is the response to the error that counts. by Nikki Giovanni
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. by Al Franken
Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes is what is called experience. by Denis Watley
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life. by Sophia Loren
Mistakes are the portals of discovery. by James Joyce
Mistakes live in the neighbourhood of truth and therefore delude us. by Henry C. Blinn
Mistakes, obviously, show us what needs improving. Without mistakes, how would we know what we had to work on by Peter McWilliams
Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and still more the man who is indifferent to everything. by Johann K. Lavater
Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend... by Old School
Mix a little foolishness with your prudence It's good to be silly at the right moment. by Horace
Moderation in all things. by Terence
Modern cynics and skeptics ... see no harm in paying those to whom they entrust the minds of their children a smaller wage than is paid to those to whom they entrust the care of their plumbing. by John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain in power, every mastery of natural forces, every scientific addition to knowledge, has proved potentially dangerous, because it has not been accompanied by equal gains in self-understanding and self-discipline. by Lewis Mumford
Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point only then can he look beyond it. It is obviously impossible to get around it, jump over it, or simply avoid it. by Vaclav Havel
Modern man thinks he loses something time when he does not do things quickly. Yet he does not know what to do with the time he gains except kill it. by Erich Fromm
Modesty and unselfishness--these are the virtues which men praise--and pass by. by Andr Maurois
Modesty is a shining light it prepares the mind to receive knowledge, and the heart for truth. by Madam Guizot
Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue. by John Kenneth Galbraith
Modesty is the citadel of beauty. by Demades
Money alone sets all the world in motion. by Publilius Syrus
Money and success don't change people they merely amplify what is already there. by Will Smith
Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. by Spike Milligan
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars. by Hobart Brown
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just as happy when I had 48 million. by Arnold Schwarzenegger
Money doesn't talk, it swears. by Paul Aubuchon
Money doesn't talk, it swears. by Bob Dylan
Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want. by George Bernard Shaw
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. by Groucho Marx
Money is a good servant, but a poor master. by Dominique Bouhours
Money is a poor man's credit card. by Herbert Marshall McLuhan
Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety. by Joe Moore
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons. by Woody Allen
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life. by Gottfried Reinhardt
Money is human happiness in the abstract he, then, who is no longer capable of enjoying human happiness in the concrete devotes himself utterly to money. by Arthur Schopenhauer
Money is in some respects life's fire it is a very excellent servant, but a terrible master. by P Barnum
Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five. by W. Somerset Maugham
Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. by J. Paul Getty
Money is not required to buy one necessary of the soul. by Henry David Thoreau
Money is power, freedom, a cushion, the root of al evil, the sum of all blessings. by Carl Sandburg
Money is the barometer of a society's virtue. by Ayn Rand
Money is the most egalitarian force in society. It confers power on whoever holds it. by Roger Starr
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a citizen 'Hey, you' by Wilson Mizner
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it. by Rebecca Johnson
Money is the root of all evil, and yet it is such a useful root that we cannot get on without it any more than we can without potatoes. by Louisa May Alcott
Money is the root of all evil, but the foliage is fascinating. by Val Peters
Money is the sinew of love as well as war. by Thomas Fuller
Money is to be respected one of the worst things you can do is handle another person's money without respect for how hard it was to earn. by T. Boone Pickens, Jr.
Money mad. My wife says I spend money like a drunken sailor. Wonder what she'd say if I spent it like a sober congressman by R. W. Plagge
Money may kindle, but it cannot by itself, and for very long, burn. by Igor Stravinski
Money often costs too much. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye. by Anon.
Money There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money. by Sophocles
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. by Donald Trump
Money will come when you are doing the right thing. by Mike Phillips
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. by Bill Vaughan
Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you to miserable in comfort. by Lord Mancroft
Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didnt have it and thought of other things if you did. by James Arthur Baldwin
Money, the root of all evil...but the cure for all sadness. by Mike Gill
Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man. by George Washington
Monotony is the awful reward of the careful. by A. G. Buckham
Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1. by Jerry Coleman
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. by H. G. Wells
Moral passion without entertainment is propaganda, and entertainment without moral passion is television. by Rita Mae Brown
Moral victories don't count. by Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower
Morality, like art, means a drawing a line someplace. by Oscar Wilde
Morality, taken as apart from religion, is but another name for decency in sin. It is just that negative species of virtue which consists in not doing what is scandalously depraved and wicked. But there is no heart of holy principle in it, any more than there is in the grosser sin. by Horace Bushnell
More and more I come to value charity and love of one's fellow being above everything else... All our lauded technological progress--our very civilization--is like the axe in the hand of the pathological criminal. by Albert Einstein
More appealing than knowledge itself is the feeling of knowledge. by Daniel J. Boorstin
More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things that are cluttering the mind. by James Waddell Alexander, II
More important than learning how to recall things is finding ways to forget things that are cluttering the mind. by Eric Butterworth
More important than talent, strength, or knowledge is the ability to laugh at yourself and enjoy the pursuit of your dreams. by Amy Grant
More important than winning the election, is governing the nation. That is the test of a political party -- the acid, final test. by Adlai Ewing Stevenson
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. by Doug Larson
More men are killed by overwork than the importance of the world justifies. by Rudyard Kipling
More men die of worry than of work, because more men worry than work. by Robert Frost
More men fail through lack of purpose than lack of talent. by William Ashley
More men have become great through practice than by nature. by Democritus
More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginnings of all wars. by Franklin Delano Roosevelt
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. by Woody Allen
More than in any other performing arts the lack of respect for acting seems to spring from the fact that every layman considers himself a valid critic. by Uta Hagan
More than kisses, letters mingle souls. by John Donne
Morpheus If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain by Matrix, The
Morpheus There's a difference between knowing the path, and walking the path. by Matrix, The
Morpheus Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony. by Matrix, The
Morpheus You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind. by Matrix, The
Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair. by C. S. Lewis
Mortification from a self-strength, carried on by ways of self-invention, unto the end of a self-righteousness, is the soul and substnace of all false religion in the world. by John Owen
Mosaic is the 1990's equivalent of forcing friends to sit through slides of your trip to Florida - painful for everyone but the host. by Steve G. Steinberg
Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields. by Peter Borden
Most certification today is pure 'credentialism.' It must begin to reflect our demand for excellence, not our appreciation of parchment. by William John Bennett
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile and inhumane world often a deeply felt rage. by Samuel S. Janus
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses. by Margaret Millar
Most do not fully see this truth that life is difficult. Instead they moan more or less incessantly, noisily or subtly, about the enormity of their problems, their burdens, and their difficulties as if life were generally easy, as if life should be easy. They voice their belief, noisily or subtly, that their difficulties represent a unique kind of affliction that should not be and that has somehow been especially visited upon them, or else upon their families, their tribe, their class, their nation, their race or even their species, and not upon others. by M Scott Peck
Most everything in my brain, someone else helped put there. by Unknown
Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. by Abraham Lincoln
Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are instead people whose one driving enthusiasm is so great it makes their faults seem insignificant. by Charles A. Cerami
Most history is a record of triumphs, disasters, and follies of top people. The black hole in it is the way of life of mute, inglorious men and women who made no nuisance of themselves in the world. by Philip Howard
Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted. by Aldous Huxley
Most idealistic people are skint. I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have no money. by Simone Weil
Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's nerves and regularly erupt into vicious emotional shouting matches over such issues as toaster settings. by Dave Barry
Most maxim-mongers have preferred the prettiness to the justness of a thought, and the turn to the truth but I have refused myself to everything that my own experience did not justify and confirm. by Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield
Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad. by Diogenes the Cynic
Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it. by Kierkegaard
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event. by Oscar Wilde
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them. by Evan Esar
Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them. by Orison Swett Marden
Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do. by James Harvey Robinson
Most of our students are here to get the credentials they believe are central to admission to the Dream. Everyone does the rhetoric bit-Fascist pig this and that-but push them and they ask you to write recommendations for jobs with banks and insurance companies. by John Gargin
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing. by Elizabeth Goudge
Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor. by Robert Frost
Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all. by Dale Carnegie
Most of the luxuries and many of the so-called comforts of life, are not only not indispensable, but positive hindrances to the elevation of mankind. by Henry David Thoreau
Most of the most important experiences that truly educate cannot be arranged ahead of time with any precision. by Harold Taylor
Most of the problems a President has to face have their roots in the past. by Harry S Truman
Most of the things we decide are not what we know to be the best. We say yes, merely because we are driven into a corner and must say somethign. by Frank Crane
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all. by Woody Allen
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look out your little window and think, Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in THAT.'' by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. by T. S. Eliot
Most of those who make collections of verse or epigram are like men eating cherries or oysters they choose out the best at first, and end by eating all. by Sbastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort
Most of today's books have an air of having been written in one day from books read the night before. by Sbastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort
Most of us are just about as happy as we make up our minds to be. by William Adams
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children. by Mignon McLaughlin
Most of us have been taught about the need to appropriate by faith what is already ours through grace. We all desire to have more joy in our Christian life. The keys to experiencing joy are available to all of us. We need to understand the gospel of the grace of God as revealed to the Apostle Paul. Then as we put Paul's instructions into practice, we will come to know God experientially. This will cause us to know Him better which will cause us to want to obey more, and on and on it goes. Then as we learn and obey God and become focused on spiritual things instead of earthly things, we will become thankful for everything that God has provided for us in Christ. Knowledge, obedience, and thankfulness will then lead to abundant joy in our everyday life In the words of the old hymn Trust and obey, For there's no other way, To be happy in Jesus, But to trust and obey. by David Havard
Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we are, richer than we are, but we don't feel all that comfortable with people who are. by Mickey Manfield
Most of you have been where I am tonight. The crash site of unrequited love. You ask yourself, How did I get here What was it about Was it her smile Was it the way she crossed her legs, the turn of her ankle, the poignant vulnerability of her slender wrists What are these elusive and ephemeral things that ignite passion in the human heart That's an age-old question. It's perfect food for thought on a bright midsummer's night. by Sybil Adelman
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. by Mark Twain
Most people are not really free. They are confined by the niche in the world that they carve out for themselves. They limit themselves to fewer possibilities by the narrowness of their vision. by V Naipaul
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. by Oscar Wilde
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation. by Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde
Most people are searching for happines. They're looking for it. They're trying to find it in someone or something outside of themselves.That's a fundemental mistake. Happiness is something that you are, and it comes from the way you think. by Wayne W Dyer
Most people believe that if you go in and try to micromanage a forest, it is possible to destroy the very thing that makes it a unique and special place. That's just as true of the Net. by Glen Raphael
Most people die at the last minute others 20 years beforehand, some even earlier. They are the wretched of the earth. by Louis Celine
Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Most people give up just when they're about to achieve success. They quit on the one yard line. They give up at the last minute of the game one foot from a winning touchdown. by H. Ross Perot
Most people go on living their everyday life half frightened, half indifferent, they behold the ghostly tragi-comedy that is being performed on the international stage before the eyes and ears of the world. by Albert Einstein
Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public. by Edgar Watson Howe
Most people hew the battlements of life from compromise, erecting their impregnable keeps from judicious submissions, fabricating their philosophical drawbridges from emotional retractions and scalding marauders in the boiling oil of sour grapes. by Zelda
Most people ignore most poetry because most poetry ignores most people. by Adrian Mitchell
Most people live, whether physically, intellectually or morally, in a very restricted circle of their potential being. They make use of a very small portion of their possible consciousness, and of their soul's resources in general, much like a man who, out of his whole bodily organism, should get into a habit of using and moving only his lttle finger. Great emergencies and crises show us how much greater our vital resources are than we had supposed. by William James
Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse. by Unknown
Most people seek after what they do not possess and are enslaved by the very things they want to acquire. by Anwar el Sadat
Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds. by Logan Pearsall Smith
Most people tire of a lecture in 10 minutes clever people can do it in 5. Sensible people never go to lectures at all. by Stephen Butler Leacock
Most people who succeed n the face of seemingly impossible conditions are people who simply don't know how to quit. by Dr. Robert Schuller
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. by Robert Orben
Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. by Robert Anthony
Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power. by Seneca
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive. by Scott Adams
Most successful men have not achieved their distinction by having some new talent or opportunity presented to them. They have developed the opportunity that was at hand. by Bruce Marton
Most tax revisions didn't improve the system, they made it more like Washington itself complicated, unfair, cluttered with gobbledygook and loopholes designed for those with the power and influence to hire high-priced legal and tax advisers. by Ronald Reagan
Most things break, including hearts. The lessons of life amount not to wisdom, but to scar tissue and callus. by Walter Stegner
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother's tasted better the day before. by Rita Rudner
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. by William Makepeace Thackeray
Motherhood All love begins and ends there. by Robert Browning
Motherhood is a wonderful thing - what a pity to waste it on children. by Judith Pugh
Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don't want them to become politicians in the process. by John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. by Aristotle
Motivation is an external, temporary high that PUSHES you forward. Inspiration is a sustainable internal glow which PULLS you forward. by Thomas Leonard
Motivation is everything. You can do the work of two people, but you can't be two people. Instead, you have to inspire the next guy down the line and get him to inspire his people. by Lee Iacocca
Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top up's. by Peter J. Davies
Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. by Jim Ryun
Mr Attlee is a very modest man. Indeed he has a lot to be modest about. by Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Mrs. Madeline Drake This is all my fault. Pyro Actually they discovered that it's the male who carries the mutant gene and passes it on so, it's his fault. by X2 X-Men United
MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's. by Doug Ferrari
Much as we might wish to believe otherwise, universal love and the welfare of the species as a whole are concepts which simply do not make evolutionary sense. by Richard Dawkins
Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more. by Edward H. Harriman
Much learning does not teach understanding. by Heraclitus
Much may be done in those little shreds and patches of time, which every day produces, and which most men throw away, but which nevertheless will make at the end of it no small deduction for the life of man. by Charles Caleb Colton
Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. by Thomas Sowell
Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. In area after area - crime, education, housing, race relations - the situation has gotten worse after the bright new theories were put into operation. The amazing thing is that this history of failure and disaster has neither discouraged the social engineers nor discredited them. by Thomas Sowell
Much speech is one thing, well-timed speech is another. by Sophocles
Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about. by Saskya Pandita
Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. by Bertrand Russell
Much that passes for education ... is not education at all but ritual. The fact is that we are being educated when we know it least. by David P Gardner
Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid. by Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
Multa ferunt anni venientes commoda secum, Multa recedentes adimiunt. (The years, as they come, bring many agreeable things with them as they go, they take many away.) by Horace
Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society has to take the place of the victim and on his behalf demand atonement or grant forgiveness it is the one crime in which society has a direct interest. by W. H. Auden
Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year. by Dan Quayle
Music - The one incorporeal entrance into the higher world of knowledge which comprehends mankind but which mankind cannot comprehend. by Ludwig van Beethoven
Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. by Leonard Bernstein
Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossile to be silent. by Victor Hugo
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. by William Congreve
Music hath charms to soothe a savage breast, To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak.N.B. This quote is commonly misquoted as savage beast. by William Congreve
Music is a discipline, and a mistress of order and good manners, she makes the people milder and gentler, more moral and more reasonable. by Martin Luther
Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. by Ludwig van Beethoven
Music is a medicine for many... Silence is a poison for some... by Jacqui Webb
Music is essentially useless, as life is but both have an ideal extension which lends utility to its conditions. by George Santayana
Music is essentially useless, as life is. by George Santayana
Music is expression of harmony in sound. Love is the expression of harmony in life. by Stephen
Music is God's gift to man, the only art of Heaven given to earth, the only art of earth we take to Heaven. by Walter Savage Landor
Music is Love in search of a word. by Sidney Lanier
Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. by Pablo Casals
Music is the harmonious voice of creation an echo of the invisible world. by Giuseppe Mazzini
Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. by Kahlil Gibran
Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. by Ludwig van Beethoven
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. by John Erskine
Music is the shorthand of emotion. by Leo Tolstoy
Music is the soul of language. by Max Heindel
Music is the vernacular of the human soul. by Geoffrey Latham
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. by Robert Fripp
Music is well said to be the speech of angels. by Thomas Carlyle
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. by Charlie Parker
Music like religion, unconditionally brings in its train all the moral virtues to the heart it enters, even though that heart is not in the least worthy. by Jean Baptiste Montegut
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. by Oscar Wilde
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. by Berthold Auerbach
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. by G. K. Chesterton
Musically, I always allow myself to jump off of cliffs. At least that's what it feels like to me. Whether that's what it actually sounds like might depend on what the listener brings to the songs. by Tori Amos
Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death by Plato
Mustard's no good without roast beef. by Chico Marx
Mutual forgiveness of each vice. Such are the Gates of Paradise. by William Blake
My advice to you is get married if you find a good wife youll be happy if not, youll become a philosopher. by Socrates
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate--that's my philosophy. by Thornton
My advisers built a wall between myself and my people. I didn't realize what was happening. When I woke up, I had lost my people. by Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way. by Ernest Hemingway
My ambition is to do a good job. I never plan anything. (running for mayor of Bucharest, Romania) by Ilie Nastase
My basic principle is that you don't make decisions because they are easy you don't make them because they are cheap you don't make them because they're popular you make them because *they're right*. by Theodore Hesburgh
My belief has always been ... that wherever in this land any individual's constitutional rights are being unjustly denied, it is the obligation of the federal government-at point of bayonet if necessary-to restore that individual's constitutional rights. by Ronald Reagan
My belief is that to have no wants is divine. by Socrates
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me. by Henry Ford
My boat goes west, your's east. Heaven's a wind for both journeys. by Chao Li-hua
My boredom threshold is low at the best of times but I have spent more time being slowly and excruciatingly bored by children than any other section of the human race. by William H. Borah
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government -- he promised Dad he'd go straight. by John Fitzgerald Kennedy
My business is not to remake myself, but to make the absolute best of what God made. by Robert Browning
My candle burns at both ends It will not last the night But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends - It gives a lovely light. by Edna St. Vincent Millay
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children. by Bill Cosby
My concern today is not with the length of a person's hair but with his conduct. (On campus radicals) by Richard Milhous Nixon
My constituency is the desperate, the damned, the disinherited, the disrespected and the despised. by Jesse Louis Jackson
My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
My country, right or wrong, is a thing that no patriot would think of saying except in a desperate case. It is like saying, My mother, drunk or sober. by G. K. Chesterton
My dear and old country, here we are once again together faced with a heavy trial. by Charles De Gaulle
My defenses were so great. The cocky rock and roll hero who knows all the answers was actually a terrified guy who didn't know how to cry. Simple. by John Lennon
My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. by Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson
My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going to be scared. by P. J. Plauger
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. by Ronnie Shakes
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes. by Douglas Noel Adams
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. by Orson Welles
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost 7.00 in dog money. by Joe Weinstein
My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected. by Anna M. Uhlich
My fate cannot be mastered it can only be collaborated with and thereby, to some extent, directed. Nor am I the captain of my soul I am only its noisiest passenger. by Aldous Huxley
My father always told me that all businessmen were sons of bitches, but I never believed it till now. (On steel industry executives who increased prices) by John Fitzgerald Kennedy
My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.' by Jim Fox
My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life. by Lee Iacocca
My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, you've had a great life. by Elbert Hubbard
My father didn't tell me how to live he lived, and let me watch him do it. by Clarence Buddinton Kelland
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too. by Peter De Vries
My father said, 'Politics asks the question Is it expedient Vanity asks Is it popular But conscience asks Is it right' by Dexter Scott King
My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it. by Abraham Lincoln
My father taught me to work he did not teach me to love it. by William Adams
My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.' by Cary Grant
My favorite animal is steak. by Fran Lebowitz
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them. by Penn Jillette
My favorite thing is to go where I've never been. by Diane Arbus
My fellow Americans I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes. (Comment while testing a microphone before a broadcast 11 Aug 84) by Ronald Reagan
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes. by Ronald Reagan
My fellow Americans, I must speak to you tonight about a mounting danger in Central America that threatens the security of the United States. This danger will not go away it will grow worse, much worse, if we fail to take action now. by Ronald Reagan
My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. (On succeeding Richard M Nixon as president) by Gerald R. Ford
My final merit I refuse you, I refuse putting from me what I really am, Encompass worlds but never try to encompass me, I crowd your sleekest and best by simply looking toward you. Writing and talk do not prove me, I carry the plenum of proof in my face, With the hush of my lips I wholly confound the skeptic. by Walt Whitman
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the scandals in the world of politics today have their cause in the despicable habit of swallowing free drinks. by Y. Yakigawa
My freedom will be so much the greater and more meaningful the more narrowly I limit my field of action and the more I surround myself with obstacles. Whatever diminishes constraint diminishes strength. The more constraints one imposes, the more one frees one's self of the chains that shackle the spirit. by Igor Stravinsky
My friend I consider you my brother. I know we are not blood, and blood is thicker than water, but your body already has all the blood it needs. You will always need water. by Eric Pio
My friend is one... who take me for what I am. by Henry David Thoreau
My friend, if I could give you one thing, I would wish for you the ability to see yourself as others see you. Then you would realize what a truly special person you are. by B. A. Billingsly
My friends and my road-fellows, pity the nation that is full of beliefs and empty of religion. Pity the nation that wears a cloth it does not weave, eats a bread it does not harvest, and drinks a wine that flows not from its own winepress. Pity the nation that acclaims the bully as hero, and that deems the glittering conqueror bountiful. Pity the nation that raises not its voice save when it walks in a funeral, boasts not except among its ruins, and will rebel not save when its neck is laid between the sword and the block. Pity the nation whose statesman is a fox, whose philosopher is a juggler, and whose art is the art of patching and mimicking. Pity the nation that welcomes its new ruler with trumpetings, and farewells him with hootings, only to welcome another with trumpetings again. Pity the nation divided into fragments, each fragment deeming itself a nation. by Kahlil Gibran
My friends are my estate. by Emily Dickinson
My friends are my estate. Forgive me then the avarice to hoard them by Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
My future starts when I wake up every morning... Every day I find something creative to do with my life. by Miles Davis
My generation, faced as it grew with a choice between religious belief and existential despair, chose marijuana. Now we are in our Cabernet stage. by Peggy Noonan
My goal is simple. It is the complete understanding of the Universe. by Stephen William Hawking
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group there was much less competition. by Indira Nehru Gandhi
My grandkids say, 'Reality Bites.' O.K., but it also challenges and rewards...I believe our best days are yet to come. by George Herbert Walker Bush
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. by Henny Youngman
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. by Ellen DeGeneres
My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today. by Richard Adams
My heart is wax moulded as she pleases, but enduring as marble to retain. by Miguel de Cervantes
My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. by Martin Luther
My home is not a place, it is people. by Lois McMaster Bujold
My hopes are not always realized, but I always hope. by Ovid
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head. by Rita Rudner
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. by Benjamin Disraeli
My ideas are a curse. They spring from a radical discontent With the awful order of things. by Mary Manin Boggs
My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. by John Fitzgerald Kennedy
My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there. by Charles Franklin Kettering
My job is to bore you and let the hardness of your seat and the warmth of your robe prepare you for what is to come. by William H. McNeill
My Karma ran over your dogma. by Unknown
My life has been one great big joke A dance that's walked A song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke When I think about myself. by Maya Angelou
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right by Charles Monroe Schultz
My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right by Charles M. Schulz
My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a known fact that I was born and that is all that is necessary. by Albert Einstein
My life is music. And in some vague, mysterious, and subconscious way, I have always been driven by a taut inner spring which has propelled me to almost compulsively reach for perfection in music, often--in fact, mostly--at the expense of everything else in my life. by Stan Getz
My life is one long curve, full of turning points. by Pierre Elliott Trudeau
My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too much. My spiritual quest is the painful process of learning to let go of things not essential. by Real Live Preacher
My life needs a rewinderase button. - Calvin by Bill Watterson
My loathings are simple stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. by Vladimir Nabokov
My loathings are simple stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. by Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov
My main mistake was to have made an ancient people advance by forced marches toward independence, health, culture, affluence, comfort. by Mohammed Reza Pahlavi
My masculinity isn't hinged on whether or not I knit. by Robin Green
My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient. by William Shakespeare
My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity. by George Bernard Shaw
My mind tells me to give up, but my heart won't let me. by Jennifer Tyler
My mind to me a kingdom is, Such present joys therein I find, That it excels all other bliss. by Sir Edward Dyer
My mind's sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account so bad already, that I couldn't like you if you were the best of women,--or stop loving you, no matter what you do. by Catullus
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. by Rita Rudner
My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as important or satisfying. Always aim for achievement and forget about success.' by Helen Hayes
My mother groan'd, my father wept Into the dangerous world I leapt, Helpless, naked, piping load, Like a friend hid in a cloud. by William Blake
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. by Mark Twain
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay. by Kareem Abdul-Jabar
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. by Julius Henry Marx
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. by Groucho Marx
My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia. by Dame Edna Everage
My motto is that I enjoy life. I think there's a kind of simplicity to that way of thinking. by Jenna Elfman
My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging. by Hank Aaron
My music is best understood by children and animals. by Igor Stravinsky
My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one 'swollen' shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
My object all sublime I shall achieve in time... by W. S. Gilbert
My object will be, if possible, to form Christian men, for Christian boys I can scarcely hope to make. by Thomas Arnold
My one aim was to do a thing well and to excel if possible. by Josephine demott Robinson
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. by Woody Allen
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others. by Granni Nazzano
My opponent called me a cream puff. ... Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me. by Claiborne Pell
My own mind is my own church. by Carl Lotus Becker
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only stranger than we suppose, but stranger than we can suppose. by John Burdon Sanderson Haldane
My own view is that taping of conversations for historical purposes was a bad decision on the part of all the presidents. I don't think Kennedy should have done it. I don't think Johnson should have done it, and I don't think we should have done it. by Richard Milhous Nixon
My pacifism is an instinctive feeling, a feeling that possesses me because the murder of men is disgusting. My attitude is not derived from any intellectual theory but is based on my deepest antipathy to every kind of cruelty and hatred. by Albert Einstein
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years. by Cathy Ladman
My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today I knew it then as purpose. by Bette Davis
My past is my wisdom to use today. . . my future is my wisdom yet to experience. Be in the present because that is where life resides. by Gene Oliver
My performances have finally caught up with my ego. by Ato Boldon
My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. by Edith Sitwell
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. by Jean Rostand
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. by Oprah Winfrey
My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits. by Johann von Goethe
My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. by Errol Flynn
My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way. by Al Capone
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind. by Albert Einstein
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God. by Albert Einstein
My riches consist not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants. by J. Brotherton
My salad days, When I was green in judgment. by William Shakespeare
My son is 7 years old. I am 54. It has taken me a great many years to reach that age. I am more respected in the community, I am stronger, I am more intelligent and I think I am better than he is. I don't want to be a pal, I want to be a father. by Clifton Paul Fadiman
My son, give me thine heart... by Proverbs 2326a Bible
My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. by Alan Alexander Milne
My strength is as the strength of ten, Because my heart is pure. by Alfred Lord Tennyson
My strong point is not rhetoric, it isn't showmanship, it isn't big promises-those things that create the glamour and the excitement that people call charisma and warmth. by Richard Milhous Nixon
My strong point, if I have a strong point, is performance. I always do more than I say. I always produce more than I promise. by Richard Milhous Nixon
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. by Johnny Carson
My telephone calls and meetings and decisions were now parts of a prescribed ritual aimed at making peace with the past his calls, his meetings and his decisions were already the ones that would shape America's future. (On transfer of power to Gerald R Ford) by Richard Milhous Nixon
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. by Christopher Morley
My theory has always been, that if we are to dream, the flatteries of hope are as cheap, and pleasanter, than the gloom of despair. by Thomas Jefferson
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. by Steven Wright
My thoughts are my company I can bring them together, select them, detain them, dismiss them. by Walter Landor
My time has been passed viciously and agreeably at thirty-one so few years months days hours or minutes remain that 'Carpe Diem' is not enough. I have been obliged to crop even the seconds-for who can trust to tomorrow by George Gordon Byron
My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged. by Euripides
My toughest fight was with my first wife. by Muhammad Ali
My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point of view, that it breaks out in spite of me every now and then. by George Gordon Byron
My view is that one should not break up a winning combination. by Richard Milhous Nixon
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke in the world. by George Bernard Shaw
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. by Sir Walter Besant
My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked. by Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
My wife is a light eater ... as soon as it's light, she starts to eat. by Henny Youngman
My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I will not resign myself... by Trieu Thi Trinh
My words fly up, my thoughts remain below Words without thoughts never to heaven go. by William Shakespeare
My work is a game, a very serious game. by M. C. Escher
Myself when young did eagerly frequent Doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument About it and about but evermore Came out by the same Door as in I went. by Omar Khayym