J. Jonah Jameson Hoffman, run down to the patent office and market the name Green Goblin. I want a quarter every time someone says it. by Spider-Man
J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport by Unknown
Jack Me I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. by Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to tend the store. by Lyndon B. Johnson
Jack When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. by Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
Jack You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you by Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
Jack You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before by Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
Jacoby I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain. Elizabeth You like pain Try wearing a corset. by Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
Je veux que les paysans mettent la poule au pot tous les dimanches. by King Henry IV of France
Jealousy feeds upon suspicion, and it turns into fury or it ends as soon as we pass from suspicion to certainty. by Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had. by Erica Jong
Jean Grey Girls flirt with the dangerous guy, they don't bring him home... they marry the good guy. by X2 X-Men United
Jean Grey Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow and normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward. by X2 X-Men United
Jerry I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok by Jerry Maguire
Jerry I will not rest until I have you holding a Coke, wearing your own shoe, playing a Sega game *featuring you*, while singing your own song in a new commercial, *starring you*, broadcast during the Superbowl, in a game that you are winning, and I will not *sleep* until that happens. by Jerry Maguire
Jerry Show me the money by Jerry Maguire
Jerry We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You... complete me. by Jerry Maguire
Jesters do often prove prophets. by William Shakespeare
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus. by Jerry Coleman
Jesus said, 'Where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I in their midst.' by Matthew 1820 Bible
Jesus' ministry was clearly defined, and the alternatives to the illusion and temptations of the desert were spelled out. A choice was made--life abundant, full, and free for all. Make no mistake about it, the day that choice was made, Jesus became suspect. That day in the temple he sealed the fate already prepared for him. How was the world to understand one who rejected an offer of power and control by Joan B. Campbell
Jingshen is the Mandarin word for spirit and vivacity. It is an important word for those who would lead, because above all things, spirit and vivacity set effective organizations apart from those that will decline and die. by James L. Hayes
Jive Lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med side. by Airplane
Job dissatisfaction is the number one factor in whether you survive your first heart attack. by Anthony Robbins
Joel Ed, are you hallucinating Ed Oh, yeah, but not right now. by Christian Williams
Joel That's the movies, Ed. Try reality. Ed No thanks. by Ellen Herman
John Connor No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don't say affirmative, or some shit like that. You say no problemo. And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say eat me. And if you want to shine them on it's hasta la vista, baby. by Terminator 2 Judgment Day
John Connor You just can't go around killing people. The Terminator Why John Connor What do you mean why 'Cause you can't. The Terminator Why John Connor Because you just can't, OK Trust me on this. by Terminator 2 Judgment Day
John Johnson Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a bitch. And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or shiv, and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria by So I Married an Axe Murderer
Johnny couldn't read ... for the simple reason that nobody ever showed him how. by Rudolf Franz Flesch
Johnny Grubb slides into second with a standup double. by Jerry Coleman
Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated all of War and Peace and still had a few people left over. by Herbert Mitgang
Join the company of lions rather than assume the lead among foxes. by The Talmud
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. by Isaac Asimov
Josh Billings said, It is not only the most difficult thing to know oneself, but the most inconvenient one, too. Human beings have always employed an enormous variety of clever devices for running away from themselves, and the modern world is particularly rich in such stratagems. by John W. Gardner
Journal writing is a voyage to the interior. by Christina Baldwin
Journalism is popular, but it is popular mainly as fiction. Life is one world, and life seen in the newspapers is another. by G. K. Chesterton
Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive. by G. K. Chesterton
Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. by Mother Theresa
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose. by Charles Du Bos
Joy is not in things it is in us. by Richard Wagner
Joy is prayer - Joy is strength - Joy is love - Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. by Mother Theresa
Joy seems to me a step beyond happiness -- happiness is a sort of atmosphere you can live in sometimes, when you're lucky. Joy is a light that fills you with hope and faith and love. by Saint Adela Rogers Johns
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us. by Orison Swett Marden
Juanita Ooh that boy's a fine piece of work all right. He's a fine piece of ass though, too. by Billy Madison
Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. by Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Judge a tree from its fruit not from the leaves. by Euripides
Judge not the horse by his saddle. by Chinese Proverb
Judge not, that ye be not judged. For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. by Jesus
Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers. by Voltaire
Judge Smails It's easy to grin When your ship comes in And you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile, When his shorts are too tight in the seat. by CaddyShack
Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the judgment of charity. by John Mitchell Mason
JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers. by H.L. Mencken
Judgement, not passion should prevail. by Epicharmus
Judges don't age time decorates them. by Enid Bagnold
Judging from the main portion of the history of the world, so far, justice is always in jeopardy. by Walt Whitman
Judgment is more than skill. It sets forth on intellectual seas beyond the shores of hard indisputable factual information. by Kingman Brewster, Jr.
Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to the product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise, he degrades and simplifies the client. by William Seward Burroughs
Just a hurried line...to tell a story which puts the contrast between *our* feast of the Nativity and all this ghastly Xmas racket at it's lowest. My brother heard a woman on a 'bus say, as the 'bus passed a church with a Crib outside it, Oh Lor' They bring religion into everything. Look- they're dragging it even into Christmas now by Clive Staples Lewis
Just as a cautious businessman avoids investing all his capital in one concern, so wisdom would probably admonish us also not to anticipate all our happiness from one quarter alone. by Sigmund Freud
Just as bees will swarm about to protect their nest, so will I 'swarm about' to protect my nest of chocolate eggs. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Just as courage imperils life, fear protects it. by Jewish Proverb
Just as every conviction begins as a whim so does every emancipator serve his apprenticeship as a crank. A fanatic is a great leader who is just entering the room. by Heywood
Just as iron rusts from disuse, even so does inaction spoil the intellect. by Leonardo DaVinci
Just as the sand-dunes, heaped one upon another, hide each the first, so in life the former deeds are quickly hidden by those that follow after. by Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Just as the soul fills the body, so God fills the world. Just as the soul bears the body, so God endures the world. Just as the soul sees but is not seen, so God sees but is not seen. by The Talmud
Just as there is a lower carelessness which means death to the soul, so there is a higher carelessness which is the supreme gift of religion. We must all at length rest back upon God. by W. E. Orchard
Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to you. by Lisa Alther
Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. by Thomas Alva Edison
Just because swans mate for life, I don't think it's that big of a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going to find a swan that looks that much better than the one you've got, so why not mate for life by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
Just because the solutions of problems are not visible at any particular time does not mean that those problems will never be alleviated -- or confined to tolerable dimensions. History has a way of changing the very terms in which problems operate and of leaving them, in the end, unsolved, to be sure, yet strangely deflated of their original meaning and importance. by M. I. Abramowitz
Just because you love someone doesnt mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds. by Hugh Elliott
Just because you're miserable doesn't mean you can't enjoy your life. by Annette Goodheart
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar. by Edward R. Murrow
Just being happy helps other souls along Their burdens may be heavy and they not strong And your own sky will lighten, If other skies you brighten, by just being happy with a heart full of song. by Ripley D. Saunders
Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute. by Nathaniel Emmons
Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. by Ella Fitzgerald
Just how difficult it is to write biography can be reckoned by anybody who sits down and considers just how many people know they real truth about his or her love affairs. by Rebecca West
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets. by Unknown
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move. by Satchel Paige
Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier. by Kathleen Norias
Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it. by Mark Twain
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt. by Clarence Darrow
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt. by Poul Anderson
Just to be is a blessing. Just to live is holy. by Abraham Joshua Heschel
Just to be is a blessing. Just to live is holy. by Rabbi Abraham Heschel
Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. by Johann von Goethe
Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Just what is it that America stands for If she stands for one thing more than another it is for the sovereignty of self-governing people. by Woodrow Wilson
Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes ... they're just friends waiting to be made. by Dr. Jeffrey Borenstein
Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in my heart.' President Reagan says, 'I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.' by Art Buchwald
Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both. by Roosevelt, Eleanor
Justice consists in doing no injury to men decency in giving them no offense. by Marcus Tullius Cicero De Officiis
Justice delayed is justice denied. by William Gladstone
Justice does not come from the outside. It comes from inner peace. by Barbara Hall
Justice is a certain rectitude of mind whereby a man does what he ought to do in circumstances confronting him. by Saint Thomas Aquinas
Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being harmed. by Epicurus
Justice is always violent to the party offending, for every man is innocent in his own eyes. by Daniel Defoe
Justice is incidental to law and order. by J. Edgar Hoover
Justice is the constant and perpetual will to allot to every man his due. by Domitus Ulpian
Justice is the end of government. It is the end of civil society. It ever has been and ever will be pursued until it be obtained, or until liberty be lost in the pursuit. In a society under the forms of which the stronger faction can readily unite and oppress the weaker, anarchy may as truly be said to reign as in a state of nature, where the weaker individual is not secured against the violence of the stronger and as, in the latter state, even the individuals are prompted, by the uncertainty of their condition, to submit to a government which may protect the weak as well as themselves so, in the former state, will the more powerful factions or parties be gradually induced, by a like motive to wish for a government which will protect all parties, the weaker as well as the more powerful. by Alexander Hamilton
Justice is the truth in action. by Jeseph Joubert
Justice requires that to lawfully constituted Authority there be given that respect and obedience which is its due that the laws which are made shall be in wise conformity with the common good and that, as a matter of conscience all men shall render obedience to these laws. by Pope Pius XI