• Habit and routine have an unbelievable power to waste and destroy. by Henri de Lubac
  • Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters. by Nathaniel Emmons
  • Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. by Mark Twain
  • Habit with him was all the test of truth, It must be right I've done it from my youth. by George Crabbe
  • Habits are safer than rules you don't have to watch them. And you don't have to keep them either. They keep you. by Frank Crane
  • Habits...the only reason they persist is that they are offering some satisfaction...You allow them to persist by not seeking any other, better form of satisfying the same needs. Every habit, good or bad, is acquired and learned in the same way - by finding that it is a means of satisfaction. by Juliene Berk
  • Had I been chosen President again, I am certain I could not have lived another year. by John Adams
  • Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. by Alfonso the Wise
  • Had there been no difficulties and no thorns in the way, then man would have been in his primitive state and no progress made in civilisation and mental culture. by Anandabai Joshee
  • Hail to you gods, on that day of the great reckoning. Behold me, I have come to you, without sin, without guilt, without evil, without a witness against me, without one whom I have wronged. I am one pure of mouth, pure of hands. by The Book of the Dead
  • Half circus and half Supreme Court. by James Barrett Scotty Reston
  • Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. by Gore Vidal
  • Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. by George Eliot
  • Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them. by Dr. Martin Henry Fischer
  • Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence. by Baslo
  • Half of what I say is meaningless but I say it so that the other half may reach you. by Kahlil Gibran
  • Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. by Will Rogers
  • Half our standards come from our first masters, and the other half from our first loves. by George Santayana
  • Half the failures of this world arise from pulling in one's horse as he is leaping. by Augustus Hare
  • Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted the trouble is I don't know which half. by John Wanamaker
  • Half the work that is done in the world is to make things appear what they are not. by Erastus Flavel Beadle
  • Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US exports, as quoted in Time) by Phil Gramm
  • Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them. by Walter Kerr
  • Half this game is 90 mental. by Yogi Berra
  • Hallow the body as a temple to comeliness and sanctify the heart as a sacrifice to love love recompenses the adorers. by Kahlil Gibran
  • Hamlet Do you see yonder cloud that's almost in shape of a camel Polonius By the mass, and 'tis like a camel, indeed. Hamlet Methinks it is like a weasel. Polonius It is backed like a weasel. Hamlet Or like a whale Polonius Very like a whale. by William Shakespeare
  • Hamlet is a course and barbarous play. One might think the work is the product of a drunken savage's imagination. by Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
  • Hamlet is the tragedy of tackling a family problem too soon after college. by Tom Masson
  • Handguns are a public-health problem. by Josh Sugarmann
  • Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn and quoted. by Fred Allen
  • Hanlon's RazorNever attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. by Anon.
  • Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion. by Jean Jacques Rousseau
  • Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. by Maxim Gorky
  • Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected. by George Washington
  • Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed. by Storm Jameson
  • Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. by Leo C. Rosten
  • Happiness consists in activity. It is running steam, not a stagnant pool. by John Mason Good
  • Happiness depends upon ourselves. by Aristotle
  • Happiness does not come from doing easy work but from the afterglow of satisfaction that comes after the achievement of a difficult task that demanded our best. by Theodore Isaac Rubin
  • Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in stranger's gardens. by Douglas Jerrold
  • Happiness hates the timid So does science by Eugene O'Neill
  • Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. by Ernest Hemingway
  • Happiness includes chiefly the idea of satisfaction after full honest effort. No one can possibly be satisfied and no one can be happy who feels that in some paramount affairs he failed to take up the challenge of life. by Arnold Bennett
  • Happiness is a butterfly which when pursued is just out of grasp... But if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. by Nathaniel Hawthorne
  • Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. by Anon.
  • Happiness is a sunbeam, Which may pass through a thousand bosoms Without losing a particle of its original ray Nay, when it strikes on a kindred heart, Like the converged light on a mirror, It reflects itself with redoubled brightness. It is not perfected till it is shared. by Jane Porter
  • Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness. by Robertson Davies
  • Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances. by J. Donald Wlters
  • Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. by Thomas Szasz
  • Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly often attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults. by H Hahn Blavatsky
  • Happiness is different from pleasure. Happiness has something to do with struggling and enduring and accomplishing. by George Sheehan
  • Happiness is equilibrium. Shift your weight. Equilibrium is pragmatic. You have to get everything into proportion. You compensate, rebalance yourself so that you maintain your angle to the world. When the world shifts, you shift. by Tom Stoppard
  • Happiness is good health and a bad memory. by Ingrid Bergman
  • Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. by George Burns
  • Happiness is inward and not outward and so it does not depend on what we have, but on what we are. by Henry Van Dyke
  • Happiness is like a sunbeam, which the least shadow intercepts, while adversity is often as the rain of spring. by Chinese Proverb
  • Happiness is neither virtue nor pleasure nor this thing nor that but simply growth, We are happy when we are growing. by William Butler Yeats
  • Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he stops. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
  • Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life. by Burton Hills
  • Happiness is not a goal it is a by-product. by Roosevelt, Eleanor
  • Happiness is not a reward-it is a consequence. Suffering is not a punishment-it is a result. by Robert Green Ingersoll
  • Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling. by Margaret Lee Runbeck
  • Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness it is generally the by-product of other activities. by Aldous Huxley
  • Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have. by Rabbi H. Schachtel
  • Happiness is not in having being it is in doing. by Lillian Eichler Watson
  • Happiness is not in the mere possession of money it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort. by Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  • Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give. by Norman MacEwan
  • Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. by Albert Schweitzer
  • Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. by Rose Lane
  • Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values. by Ayn Rand
  • Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye. by Austin O'Malley
  • Happiness is the only sanction of life where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experiment. by George Santayana
  • Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. by Mahatma Gandhi
  • Happiness isn't something you experience it's something you remember. by Oscar Levant
  • Happiness isn't the easiest thing to find, but one place you're guaranteed to find it is in a friend's smile. by Allison Poler
  • Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. by Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. by Robert Frost
  • Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open. by John Barrymore
  • Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route. by Charles Caleb Colton
  • Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us through all its mazes and meanderings, but leads none of us by the same route. by Albert Camus
  • Happy During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records most time spent in the penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. by Happy Gilmore
  • Happy families are all alike every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way. by Leo Tolstoy
  • Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass. by Happy Gilmore
  • Happy I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive. by Happy Gilmore
  • Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass. by Happy Gilmore
  • Happy is he who can give himself up. by Naguib, Mahfouz
  • Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery He has not been broken in two by time he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul, but his life. by Gilbert Keith Chesterton
  • Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are, for the time being, separate, from the world, and have a harmony of aspiration. by Charles Dudley Warner
  • Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious. by Gloria Steinem
  • Happy Son of a bitch ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball. by Happy Gilmore
  • Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won the Golden Fleece, and then returns, experienced and knowledgeable, to spend the rest of his life among his family by Joachim du Bellay
  • Happy the man, and happy he alone, He who can call today his own He who secure within can say Tomorrow do thy worst, for I have lived today. by Horace
  • Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own He who, secure within, can say, To-morrow do thy worst, for I have lived today. by John Dryden
  • Happy the people whose annals are blank in the history books by Thomas Carlyle
  • Happy The price is wrong, bitch. by Happy Gilmore
  • Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact. by Happy Gilmore
  • Hard work doesn't guarantee success, but improves its chances. by B. J. Gupta
  • Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance by Edgar Bergen
  • Hard work spotlights the character of people some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all. by Sam Ewig
  • Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerably amount of time to studying just how slowly he can work and convince his employer that he is going at a good price. by Frederick Winslow Taylor
  • Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked. by Jeff Pesis
  • Hares can gamble over the body of a dead lion. by Publilius Syrus
  • Harriet Do you actually like haggis Charlie No, I think it's repellent in every way. In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. by So I Married an Axe Murderer
  • Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size. by So I Married an Axe Murderer
  • Harrison Ford as the President of the United States in Air Force One is such a perfect piece of casting that it's once a fantasy and a joke The joke is how perfect the fantasy is. by Owen Gleiberman
  • Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention. by Dumb & Dumber
  • Harvard doesn't consider anyone a loss until he dies without a diploma, because they say he can always come back and finish. by Manley E. Rogers
  • Has not peace honours and glories of her own unattended by the dangers of war by Hermocrates of Syracuse
  • Haste in every business brings failures. by Herodotus
  • Hate is not a feeling toward another, but a feeling of defeat by another. by Kristen Ashley Roth
  • Hate is the consequence of fear we fear something before we hate it a child who fears noises becomes a man who hates noise. by Cyril Connolly
  • Hate no one hate their vices, not themselves. by J. G. C. Brainard
  • Hate no one, for hate is a starving beast who has just found its prey. by Kristen Ashley Roth
  • Hate the sin and love the sinner. by Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
  • Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another. by Homer
  • Hating people is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat. by Harry Emerson Fosdick
  • Hatred of dishonesty generally arises from fear of being deceived. by Marquis de Vauvenargues
  • Hatred paralyzes life love releases it. Hatred confuses life love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life love illumines it. by Martin Luther King, Jr.
  • Hats off to drug abusers everywhere. by Jerry Coleman
  • Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts. by Charles Dickens
  • Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. God is awake. by Victor Hugo
  • Have I inadvertently said some evil thing by Phocion
  • Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it. by Salvador Dali
  • Have no friends not equal to yourself. by Confucius
  • Have patience awhile slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time erelong she shall appear to vindicate thee. by Immanuel Kant
  • Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering you own imperfections but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew. by Saint Francis de Sales
  • Have patience with everything unresolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves ... Don't search for the answers, which could not be given to you now, because you would not be able to live them. And the point it, to live everything. Live the questions now. Perhaps, then, someday far in the future, you will gradually, without even noticing it, live your way into the answer. by Rainer Maria Rilke
  • Have regard for your name, since it will remain for you longer than a great store of gold. by Ecclesiasticus
  • Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything. by Sydney Smith
  • Have you even been in love Horrible, isn't it It makes you so vulnrable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses. You build up this whole armor, for years, so nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They don't ask for it. They do something dumb one day like kiss you, or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like 'maybe we should just be friends' or 'how very perceptive' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love. by Rose Walker
  • Have you ever been at sea in a dense fog, when it seemed as if a tangible white darkness shut you in and the great ship, tense and anxious, groped her way toward the shore with plummet and sounding-line, and you waited with beating heart for something to happen I was like that ship before my education began, only I was without compass or sounding line, and no way of knowing how near the harbor was. 'Light Give me light' was the wordless cry of my soul, and the light of love shone on me in that very hour. by Hellen Keller
  • Have you ever been out for a late autumn walk in the closing part of the afternoon, and suddenly looked up to realize that the leaves have practically all gone And the sun has set and the day gone before you knew it - and with that a cold wind blows across the landscape That's retirement. by Stephen Butler Leacock
  • Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author by Philip G. Hamerton
  • Have you ever seen an inchworm crawl up a leaf or a twig, and then, clinging to the very end, revolve in the air, feeling for something, to reach something That's like me. I am trying to find something out there beyond the place on which I have footing. by Albert P. Ryder
  • Have you not learned that not stocks or bonds or stately homes or products of mill or field are our country It is the splendid thought that is in our minds. by Benjamin Harrison
  • Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm. by Pamela Ribon
  • Having a place to go - is a home. Having someone to love - is a family. Having both - is a blessing. by Donna Hedges
  • Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and TV. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall. by Max Lerner
  • Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications. by Fran Lebowitz
  • Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain. by Alan Bleasdale
  • Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist. by Michael Levine
  • Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense. by Arnold Bennett
  • Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense. by Thomas Arnold Bennett
  • Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods. by Socrates
  • Having the world's best idea will do you no good unless you act on it. People who want milk shouldn't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in hopes that a cow will back up to them. by Curtis Grant
  • Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here. by J Danforth Quayle
  • He also serves who only stands and waits. by John Milton
  • He altered the image of the Jew from that of rabbi, merchant, wanderer, to that of scientist, farmer and soldier. by Shimon Peres
  • He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand but the hand of the diligent maketh rich. by Proverbs 104 Bible
  • He can be lethal death. by Jerry Coleman
  • He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met. by Abraham Lincoln
  • He conquers who endures. by Persius
  • He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. by Koran
  • He does not believe, that does not live according to his belief. by Thomas Fuller
  • He does not possess wealth it possesses him. by Benjamin Franklin
  • He does not preach what he practices till he has practiced what he preaches. by Confucius
  • He doubly benefits the needy who gives quickly. by Publilius Syrus
  • He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument. by William Shakespeare
  • He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate. by Henry David Thoreau
  • He fell in love with himself at first sight, and it is a passion to which he has always remained faithful. Self-love seems so often unrequited. by Anthony Powell
  • He felt about books as doctors feel about medicines, or managers about plays - cynical, but hopeful. by Dame Rose Macaulay
  • He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it. by Douglas Adams
  • He fishes well who uses a golden hook. by Latin Proverb
  • He for himself weaves woe who weaves for others woe, and evil counsel on the counselor recoils. by Hesiod
  • He had a certain frankness and generosity, qualities indeed which turn to a man's ruin, unless tempered with discretion. by Cornelius Tacitus
  • He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. by Joseph Heller
  • He had discovered a great law of human action, without knowing it - namely, that in order to make a man or a boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to obtain. by Mark Twain
  • He had heard people speak contemptuously of money he wondered if they had ever tried to do without it. by W. Somerset Maugham
  • He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor when allowed to give occasionally. by Lawana Blackwell
  • He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful. by Sydney Smith
  • He had so many irons in the fire that he was never able to forge any single one into a weapon with which to conquer his world. by Curtis Dahl
  • He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor. by Bill Bryson
  • He harms himself who does harm to another, and the evil plan is most harmful to the planner. by Hesiod
  • He Harris felt the loyalty we all feel to unhappiness -- the sense that that is where we really belong. by Henry Graham Greene
  • He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much. by Bessie A. Stanley
  • He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. by Sir Winston Churchill
  • He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. by Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
  • He has an oar in every man's boat, and a finger in every pie. by Miguel de Cervantes
  • He has great tranquility of heart who cares neither for the praises nor the fault-finding of men. by Honore' de Balzac
  • He has no hope who never had a fear. by William Cowper
  • He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount a fear. by Gaius Julius Caesar
  • He has the deed half done who has made a beginning. by Horace
  • He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him. by Eddie Cantor
  • He hath eaten me out of house and home. by William Shakespeare
  • He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious. by Lawrence Peter Berra
  • He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife. by Douglas Adams
  • He is a great simpleton who imagines that the chief power of wealth is to supply wants. In ninety-nine cases out of a hundred it creates more wants than it supplies. by W. Wirt
  • He is a self-made man, very much in love with his creator. by Benjamin Disraeli
  • He is a teenager, after all-a strange agent with holes in his jeans, studs in his ear, a tail down his neck, a cap on his head (backward). by Ellen Karsh
  • He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has. by Epictetus
  • He is able who thinks he is able. by Buddha
  • He is as mad as a March hare. by Miguel de Cervantes
  • He is great enough that is his own master. by Joseph Hall
  • He is happiest of whom the world says least, good or bad. by Thomas Jefferson
  • He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home. by Johann von Goethe
  • He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • He is ill clothed, who is bare of virtue. by Benjamin Franklin
  • He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. by Richard Brinsley Sheridan
  • He is neither a strategist nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor is he a tactician, nor is he a general. Other than that he's a great military man. (describing Saddam Hussein of Iraq, 1991) by Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf
  • He is not deemed to give consent who is under a mistake. by Unknown
  • He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when He is shearing them. But by this He showeth that they are His own and the newshorn sheep do most visibly bear His name or mark, when it is almost worn out and scarce discernible on them that have the longest fleece. by Richard Baxter
  • He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others. by Samuel Foote
  • He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. by Hector Hugh Munro
  • He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. by Saki
  • He is rich who owes nothing. by French Proverb
  • He is richest who is content with the least, for content is the wealth of nature. by Socrates
  • He is the better equipped for life. As for swimming, who has the less to carry. by Apuleius
  • He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike. by William Shakespeare
  • He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the things that had been before. by Homer
  • He knows all about art, but he doesn't know what he likes. by James Thurber
  • He knows nothing and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. by George Bernard Shaw
  • He knows nothing and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. by Sir Walter Besant
  • He listens well who takes notes. by Dante Alighieri
  • He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle about his knees when he has come back from battle and the dread fray. by Homer
  • He might never really do what he said, but at least he had it in mind. He had somewhere to go. by Louis L'Amour
  • He never is alone that is accompanied with noble thoughts. by Fletcher
  • He not busy being born is busy dying. by Bob Dylan
  • He not only overflowed with learning, he stood in the slop. by Sydney Smith
  • He of whom many are afraid ought to fear many. by Francis Bacon
  • He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason. by Cicero
  • He plants trees to benefit another generation. by Caecilius Statius
  • He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace. by John Mason Brown
  • He prayeth best who loveth best All things both great and small For the dear God who loveth us, He made and loveth all. by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  • He profits most who serves best. by Arthur F. Sheldon
  • He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect. by Cicero
  • He restored the Bible to its people, he restored the people to the Bible. by Shimon Peres
  • He said not 'Thou shalt not be tempested, thou shalt not be travailed, thou shalt not be dis-eased' but he said, 'Thou shalt not be overcome.' by Juliana of Norwich
  • He said that there was one only good, namely, knowledge and one only evil, namely, ignorance. by Laertius Diogenes
  • He said true things, but called them by wrong names. by Elizabeth Barrett Browning
  • He saw a lawyer killing a viper On a dunghill hard, by his own stable And the devil smiled, for it put him in mind Of Cain and his brother, Abel. by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  • He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar of wine, or vinegar of strong drink, neither shall he drink any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried. by Numbers 63 Bible Hebrew
  • He talked with more claret than clarity. by Susan Ertz
  • He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own. by Aesop
  • He that can live alone resembles the brute beast in nothing, the sage in much, and God in everything. by Baltasar Gracian
  • He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good. by Jewish Proverb
  • He that cannot reason is a fool. He that will not is a bigot. He that dare not is a slave. by Andrew Carnegie
  • He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit. by Sir Walter Scott
  • He that dies a martyr proves that he was not a knave, but by no means that he was not a fool. by Charles Caleb Colton
  • He that does not ask will never get a bargain. by French Proverb
  • He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. by Benjamin Franklin
  • He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the treasure. by William Congreve
  • He that has no charity deserves no mercy. by English Proverb
  • He that is down can fall no lower. by Samuel Butler
  • He that is of a merry heart hasth a continual feast. by Biblical Proverb
  • He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money. by Benjamin Franklin
  • He that is robb'd, not wanting what is stolen, Let him not know 't, and he's not robb'd at all. by William Shakespeare
  • He that is soon angry dealeth foolishly... by Proverbs 1417a Bible
  • He that knows himself, knows others and he that is ignorant of himself, could not write a very profound lecture on other men's heads. by Charles Caleb Colton
  • He that lies down with dogs, shall rise up with fleas. by Benjamin Franklin
  • He that lives in a glass house must not throw stones. by English Proverb
  • He that lives upon hope will die fasting. by Benjamin Franklin
  • He that loveth a book will never want a faithful friend, a wholesome counsellor, a cheerful companion, an effectual comforter. by Dr. Isaac Barrow
  • He that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent. by Biblical Proverb
  • He that never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, will never be wiser on the morrow than he is today. by Tryon Edwards
  • He that plants trees loves others beside himself. by Thomas Fuller
  • He that respects himself is safe from others. He wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  • He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so. by Charles Caleb Colton
  • He that visits the sick in hopes of a legacy, but is never so friendly in all other cases, I look upon him as being no better than a raven that watches a weak sheep only to peck out its eyes. by Lucius Annaeus Seneca
  • He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils for time is the greatest innovator. by Francis Bacon
  • He that will not sail till all dangers are over must never put to sea. by Thomas Fuller
  • He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself. by Thomas Paine
  • He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist in our helper. by Edmund Burke
  • He then learns that in going down into the secrets of his own mind he has descended into the secrets of all minds. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • He turns all of his injuries into strengths, that which does not kill him makes him stronger, he is superman. by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
  • He used to say that it was better to have one friend of great value than many friends who were good for nothing. by Laertius Diogenes
  • He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support rather than for illumination. by Andrew Lang
  • He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, 'Dust to dust,' some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, 'I'll be waiting for you in heaven---with a gun.' by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
  • He was a genius - that is to say, a man who does superlatively and without obvious effort something that most people cannot do by the uttermost exertion of their abilities. by Robertson Davies
  • He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look upon his like again. by William Shakespeare
  • He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front. by Unknown
  • He was as fresh as is the month of May. by Chaucer
  • He was as fresh as is the month of May. by Geoffrey Chaucer
  • He was born an Englishman and remained one for years. by Brendan Behan
  • He was my friend, faithful, and just to meBut Brutus says, he was ambitious,And Brutus is an honorable man.He hath brought many captives home to Rome,Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill.Did this in Caesar seem ambitiousWhen the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept.Ambition should me made of sterner stuff,Yet Brutus says, he was ambitiousAnd Brutus is an honorable man. by William Shakespeare
  • He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on. by Benjamin Franklin
  • He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with two eyes. by Black Elk
  • He was then in his fifty-fourth year, when even in the case of poets reason and passion begin to discuss a peace treaty and usually conclude it not very long afterwards. by G. C. Lichtenberg
  • He was then in his fifty-fourth year, when even in the case of poets reason and passion begin to discuss a peace treaty and usually conclude it not very long afterwards. by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
  • He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat. by William Shakespeare
  • He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be. by Pierre Corneille
  • He who angers you conquers you. by Elizabeth Kenny
  • He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. by Chinese Proverb
  • He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he who never asks a question remains a fool forever. by Tom J. Connelly
  • He who begins by loving Christianity better than truth will proceed by loving his own sect or church better than Christianity, and end in loving himself better than all. by Samuel Taylor Coleridge
  • He who binds to himself a joy Does the winged life destroy But he who kisses the joy as it flies Lives in eternity's sun rise. by William Blake
  • He who blinded by ambition, raises himself to a position whence he cannot mount higher, must thereafter fall with the greatest loss. by Niccolo Machiavelli
  • He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another. by Seneca
  • He who boasts of his ancestry praises the merits of another. - Hercules Furens by Lucius Annaeus Seneca
  • He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes. by H. E. Martz
  • He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead his eyes are closed. by Albert Einstein
  • He who can suppress a moment's anger may prevent a day of sorrow. by Tryon Edwards
  • He who can't endure the bad will not live to see the good. by Yiddish Proverb
  • He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. by George Bernard Shaw
  • He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them. by Chinese Proverb
  • He who cannot forgive breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass. by George Herbert
  • He who cannot rest, cannot work he who cannot let go, cannot hold on he who cannot find footing, cannot go forward. by Richard Willard Armour
  • He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determines the end. by Harry Emerson Fosdick
  • He who comes first, eats first. Familiar as First come first served. by Eike von Repkow
  • He who comes to a conclusion when the other side is unheard, may have been just in his conclusion, but yet has not been just in his conduct. by Lucius Annaeus Seneca
  • He who confers a favor should at once forget it, if he is not to show a sordid ungenerous spirit. To remind a man of a kindness conferred and to talk of it, is little different from reproach. by Demosthenes
  • He who conquers others is strong He who conquers himself is mighty. by Lao Tzu
  • He who consistently plans each day will journey successfully through all of life's years. by Drew Eric Whitman
  • He who controls the past commands the future. He who commands the future conquers the past. by George Orwell
  • He who desires is always poor. by Claudianus
  • He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist. by Anton Pavlovich Chekhov
  • He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence. by William Blake
  • He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hope for the human condition is a fool. by Albert Camus
  • He who dies a thousand deaths meets the final hour with the calmness of one who approaches a well remembered door. by Heywood Brown
  • He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead. by Anon.
  • He who does not attempt to make peace When small discords arise, Is like the bee's hive which leaks drops of honey Soon, the whole hive collapses. by Siddha Nagarjuna
  • He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself the accomplice of liars and forgers. by Charles Peguy
  • He who does not care for Heaven but is contented where he is, is already in Heaven. by H Hahn Blavatsky
  • He who does not have the church as his mother does not have God as his Father. by Saint Augustine
  • He who does not have the courage to speak up for his rights cannot earn the respect of others. by Ren G. Torres
  • He who does not know how to be silent will not know how to speak. by Ausonius
  • He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an opportunity to be his own adherent. by Karl Kraus
  • He who doesn't risk never gets to drink champagne. by Assyrian Proverb
  • He who establishes his argument by noise and command shows that his reason is weak. by Michel de Montaigne
  • He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through the maze of the most busy life. But where no plan is laid, where the disposal of time is surrendered merely to the chance of incidence, chaos will soon reign. by Victor Hugo
  • He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the north polar star, which keeps its place and all the stars turn towards it. by Confucius
  • He who fails to question is asking for trouble. by Paul Aubuchon
  • He who fears he will suffer, already suffers because of his fear. by Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
  • He who fears something gives it power over him. by Moorish Proverb
  • He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. by Friedrich Nietzsche
  • He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. by Ali ibn-Abi-Talib
  • He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has one enemyShall meet him everywhere. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • He who has achieved success has worked well, laughed often and loved much. by Elbert Hubbard
  • He who has been bitten by a snake fears a piece of string. by Persian Proverb
  • He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise begin by Horace
  • He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. by Johann von Schiller
  • He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more potent, nay, more present than the living man. by Antoine De Saint-Exupery
  • He who has gone, so we but cherish his memory, abides with us, more potent, nay, more present than the living man. by Christina Georgina Rossetti
  • He who has great power should use it lightly. by Lucius Annaeus Seneca
  • He who has health has hope and he who has hope, has everything. by Arab Proverb
  • He who has injured thee was either stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him if stronger, spare thyself. by William Shakespeare
  • He who has injured thee was stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare him if stronger, spare thyself. by Lucius Annaeus Seneca
  • He who has never hoped can never despair. by George Bernard Shaw
  • He who has not first laid his foundations may be able with great ability to lay them afterwards, but they will be laid with trouble to the architect and danger to the building. by Niccolo Machiavelli
  • He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy. by Kahlil Gibran
  • He who has nothing to die for has nothing to live for. by Moroccan Proverb
  • He who hasn't hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain. by John Moore
  • He who hesitates is a damned fool. by Mae West
  • He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit. by Unknown
  • He who hurries can not walk with dignity. by Chinese Proverb
  • He who ignores discipline despises himself, but whoever heeds correction gains understanding. by Proverbs 1532 Bible
  • He who is afraid to ask is ashamed of learning. by Danish proverb
  • He who is calm disturbs neither himself nor others. by Epicurus
  • He who is in love is wise and is becoming wiser, sees newly every time he looks at the object beloved, drawing from it with his eyes and his mind those virtues which it possesses. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won't encounter many rivals. by G. C. Lichtenberg
  • He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage he won't encounter many rivals. by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
  • He who is not everyday conquering some fear has not learned the secret of life. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • He who is not impatient is not in love. by Italian Proverb
  • He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying. by Michel de Montaigne
  • He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden. by Plato
  • He who is only just is cruel. Who on earth could live were all judged justly by George Gordon Byron
  • He who is outside his door already has a hard part of his journey behind him. by Dutch Proverb
  • He who is unable to live in society, or who has no need because he is sufficient for himself, must be either a beast or a god. by Aristotle
  • He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice. by Albert Einstein
  • He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is I would rather be torn to shreds than be part of so base an action It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder. by Albert Einstein
  • He who knoweth the precepts by heart, but faileth to practice them, Is like unto one who lighteth a lamp and then shutteth his eyes. by Siddha Nagarjuna
  • He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know. by Lao Tzu
  • He who knows enough is enough will always have enough. by Lao Tzu
  • He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool He who knows he is confused is not in the worst confusion. by Chuang-tzu
  • He who knows little quickly tells it. by Italian Proverb
  • He who knows nothing doubts nothing. by Italian Proverb
  • He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. by Lao Tzu
  • He who labors diligently need never despair for all things are accomplished by diligence and labor. by Menander
  • He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. by Terry Cohen
  • He who laughs, lasts by Mary Pettibone Poole
  • He who learns but does not think, is lost He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger. by Confucius
  • He who limps is still walking. by Stanislaw Lec
  • He who lives in solitude may make his own laws. by Publilius Syrus
  • He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks. by Francois de La Rochefoucauld
  • He who loses faith, loses all. by Unknown
  • He who loses money losses much. He who loses a friend loses more. But he who loses faith loses all. by Henry H. Haskins
  • He who loves 50 people has 50 woes he who loves no one has no woes. by Buddha
  • He who loves the world as his body may be entrusted with the empire. by Lao Tzu
  • He who must die, must die in the dark, even though he sells candles. by Colombian Proverb
  • He who opens a school door, closes a prison. by Victor Hugo
  • He who possesses the source of Enthusiasm Will achieve great things. Doubt not. You will gather friends around you As a hair clasp gathers the hair. by I Ching
  • He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses. by Horace
  • He who praises everybody, praises nobody. by Samuel Johnson
  • He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have. by Don Juan Manuel
  • He who pursues fame at the risk of losing his self is not a scholar. by Chuang-tzu
  • He who puts up with insult invites injury. by Jewish Proverb
  • He who receives a benefit should never forget it he who bestow should never remember it. by Pierre Charron
  • He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires and fears is more than a King. by John Milton
  • He who requires urging to do a noble act will never accomplish it. by Kahlil Gibran
  • He who sees the truth, let him proclaim it, without asking who is for it or who is against it. by Henry George
  • He who seizes the right moment is the right man. by Johann von Goethe
  • He who seizes the right moment is the right man. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • He who shall introduce into public affairs the principles of primitive Christianity will change the face of the world. by Benjamin Franklin
  • He who spares the wicked injures the good. by Seneca
  • He who speaks the truth must have one foot in the stirrup. by American Proverb
  • He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good. by Confucius
  • He who stops being better stops being good. by Oliver Cromwell
  • He who survives will see the outcome. by French Proverb
  • He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he undertakes for he must be forced to invent twenty more to maintain that one. by Alexander Pope
  • He who throws away a friend is as bad as he who throws away his life. by Sophocles
  • He who tip-toes cannot stand he who strides cannot walk. by Lao Tzu
  • He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away. by Raymond Hull
  • He who undertakes too much seldom succeeds. by Dutch Proverb
  • He who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints. by Joan Brannon
  • He who wants a rose must respect the thorn. by Persian Proverb
  • He who will not economize will have to agonize. by Confucius
  • He who will not reason is a bigot he who cannot is a fool and he who dares not is a slave. by Sir William Drummond
  • He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing. Let him not be troubled by what seems absurd, but concentrate his energies to the creation of what is good. He must not demolish, but build. He must raise temples where mankind may come and partake of the purest pleasure. by Johann von Goethe
  • He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing. Let him not be troubled by what seems absurd, but concentrate his energies to the creation of what is good. He must not demolish, but build. He must raise temples where mankind may come and partake of the purest pleasure. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own. by Confucius
  • He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder. by M. C. Escher
  • He who would leap high must take a long run. by Danish proverb
  • He who would pass his declining years with honor and comfort, should, when young, consider that he may one day become old, and remember when he is old, that he has once been young. by Joseph Addison
  • He who would rule must hear and be deaf, see and be blind. by German proverb
  • He who would teach men to die would at the same time teach them to live. by Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
  • He who would travel happily must travel light. by Antoine De Saint-Exupery
  • He who, having lost one ideal, refuses to give his heart and soul to another and nobler, is like a man who declines to build a house on rock because the wind and rain ruined his house on the sand. by Constance Naden
  • He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little. by Horace
  • He will live ill who does not know how to die well. by Seneca
  • He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure. by Horace
  • He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed. by Confucius
  • He would come in and say he changed his mind -- which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn't have any. by Mark Twain
  • He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors. by Rudyard Kipling
  • He's a Blockhead who wants a proof of what he Can't Percieve And he's a Fool who tries to make such a Blockhead believe. by William Blake
  • He's a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over by the Welcome Wagon. by Red Buttons
  • He's happy who, far away from business, like the races of men of old, tills his ancestral fields with his own oxen, unbound by any interest to pay. by Horace
  • He's no failure. He's not dead yet. by William Lloyd George
  • He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed. by Hector Hugh Munro
  • He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed. by Saki
  • He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. by Edwin W. Edwards
  • He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch. by Unknown
  • He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. by David Frost
  • Heal another's heart and in the process you will heal your own. by Dan Kelly
  • Heal the past, Live the present, Dream the future. by Unknown
  • Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a mater of opportunity. by Hippocrates
  • Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors. by Quentin Crisp
  • Health food makes me sick. by Calvin Trillin
  • Health is not simply the absence of sickness. by Hannah Green
  • Health is not valued till sickness comes. by Thomas Fuller
  • Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. by Buddha
  • Health is the greatest possession. Contentment is the greatest treasure. Confidence is the greatest friend. Non-being is the greatest joy. by The Dhammapada
  • Health is worth more than learning. by Thomas Jefferson
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. by Redd Foxx
  • Hear me, four quarters of the world - a relative I am Give me the strength to walk the soft earth, a relative to all that is Give me the eyes to see and the strength to understand, that I may be like you. With your power only can I face the winds. by Black Elk
  • Hear me, my chiefs I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever. by Chief Joseph
  • Hear the other side. by Saint Augustine
  • Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard are sweeter. by John Keats
  • Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world. by J. K. Rowling
  • Heat cannot be separated from fire, or beauty from The Eternal. by Alighieri Dante
  • Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be a cannibal, of the crusades a crusader, and of the merchants a merchant. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned. by William Congreve
  • Heaven is not the wide blue sky but the place where corporeality is begotten in the house of the Creative. by Lu Yen
  • Heaven means to be one with God. by Confucius
  • Heaven-born, the soul a heavenward course must hold beyond the world she soars the wise man, I affirm, can find no rest in that which perishes, nor will he lend his heart to ought that doth time depend. by Michelangelo Buonarroti
  • Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. by Lord Kelvin
  • Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. by George Bernard Shaw
  • Heidi Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time by Old School
  • Heirlooms we don't have in our family. But stories we've got. by Rose Cherin
  • Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. by Milton Friedman
  • Hell is a half-filled auditorium. by Robert Frost
  • Hell is full of musical amateurs music is the brandy of the damned. by George Bernard Shaw
  • Hell is full of musical amateurs. by George Bernard Shaw
  • Hell is God's great compliment to the reality of human freedom and the dignity of human choice. by Gilbert Keith Chesterton
  • Hell is other people. by Jean-Paul Sartre
  • Hell is paved with good Samaritans. by William M. Holden
  • Hell's afloat in lover's tears. by Dorothy Rothschild Parker
  • Hell, Madame, is to love no longer. by Georges Bernanos
  • Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something. by Thomas Alva Edison
  • Hello seeker Now don't feel alone here in the New Age, because there's a seeker born every minute. by Firesign Theatre
  • Hello, everybody. Welcome to Kiner's Corner. This is....uh. I'm...uhRalph Kiner by Ralph Kiner
  • Help a man against his will and you do the same as murder him. by Horace
  • Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your shoulders. by Bob Moawad
  • Help thyself, and God will help thee. by Jean de La Fontaine
  • Helped are those who create anything at all, for they shall relive the thrill of their own conception. by Alice Walker
  • Hence it is clear how much more cruel the pen is than the sword. by Robert Burton
  • Henry Kissinger may have wished I had presented him as a combination of Charles DeGaulle and Disraeli, but I didn't. . .out of respect for DeGaulle and Disraeli. I described him as a cowboy because thats how he described himself. If I were a cowboy I would be offended. by Oriana Fallaci
  • Her children arise up, and call her blessed. by Proverbs 3128
  • Her eyes are homes of silent prayers. by Alfred Lord Tennyson
  • Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated. by Paulette Bates Alden
  • Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house. by James Thurber
  • Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much. by Peter Ustinov
  • Here at lastWe shall be freethe Almighty hath not builtHere for his envy, will not drive us henceHere we may reign secure, and in my choiceTo reign is worth ambition though in HellBetter to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. by John Milton
  • Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion. by Dwight D Eisenhower
  • Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt... We shall not fail or falter we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of battle nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools and we will finish the job. by Sir Winston Churchill
  • Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished if you're alive, it isn't. by Richard Bach
  • Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you come out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, 'Hey, has anybody seen my raisins' (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins.) by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
  • Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go 'Whoa Whoa' and flail your arms around, like you're going to fall in. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
  • Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody First, take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled-up napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
  • Here's a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
  • Here's a rule I recommend Never practice two vices at once. by Tallulah Bankhead
  • Here's a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or evolve something that stings you, then laughs at you. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
  • Here's something to think about How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery' by Jay Leno
  • Here's to you ,as good as you are, And here's to me, as bad as I am But as good as you are, and as bad as I am, I am as good as you are, as bad as I am. by Scottish Proverb
  • Hereafter, in a better world than this, I shall desire more love and knowledge of you. by William Shakespeare
  • Heredity is a strong factor, even in architecture. Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma. by E. B. White
  • Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is. by Will Rogers
  • Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -how passionately I hate them by Albert Einstein
  • Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It's brain waves surfing on synaptic junctions. If your radio can go out because of sun spots, why can't your cerebellum It's all a matter of reception and it seems to me these signals are going to get crossed somehow. It's all logical. by Andrew Schneider
  • Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sun-dial in the shade by Benjamin Franklin
  • High expectations are the key to everything. by Sam Walton
  • High living and high thinking are poles apart. by B. J. Gupta
  • High office teaches decision making, not substance. It consumes intellectual capital it does not create it. Most high officials leave office with the perceptions and insights with which they entered they learn how to make decisions but not what decisions to make. by Robert Francis Kennedy
  • High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else I can think of. by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
  • High thoughts must have high language. by Aristophanes
  • Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready. But maybe they'll change their tune after a little torture. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
  • Hindsight is always twenty-twenty. by Billy Wilder
  • His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all. by J. R. R. Tolkien
  • His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all. by J Tolkein
  • His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere. by Mark Twain
  • His ignorance is encyclopedic. by Abba Eban
  • His intelligence seized on a subject, his genius embraced it, his eloquence illuminated it. by Paterculus
  • His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. by Woody Allen
  • His life was gentle and the elements So mixed in him, that Nature might stand up, And say to all the world, THIS WAS A MAN by William Shakespeare
  • His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his head slowly and puffed his pipe and said that sometimes old stories had a grain or two of truth in them and it was best not to take chances. It was why, he said, he crossed himself whenever a black cat crossed his path. by Stephen King
  • His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences of that action. She had emphasized the corollary of this axiom even more vehemently when you desired a consequence you had damned well better take the action that would create it. by Lois McMaster Bujold
  • His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. by Mae West
  • His only fault is that he has no fault. by Pliny the Younger
  • His priority did not seem to be to teach them what he knew, but rather to impress upon them that nothing, not even... knowledge, was foolproof. by J. K. Rowling
  • His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best. by Aeschylus
  • Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them. by Leo Tolstoy
  • Historical reminder Always put Horace before Descartes. by Donald O. Rickter
  • Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends. by Alexander Pope
  • Histories make men wise poets, witty the mathematics, subtle natural philosophy, deep moral, grave logic and rhetoric, able to contend. by Francis Bacon
  • History balances the frustration of how far we have to go with the satisfaction of how far we have come. It teaches us tolerance for the human shortcomings and imperfections which are not uniquely of our generation, but of all time. by Lewis F. Powell, Jr.
  • History buffs probably noted the reunion at a Washington party a few weeks ago of three ex-presidents Carter, Ford and Nixon-See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Evil. by Robert Joseph Bob Dole
  • History does not repeat itself except in the minds of those who do not know history. by Kahlil Gibran
  • History has demonstrated that the most notable winners usually encountered heartbreaking obstacles before they triumphed. They won because they refused to become discouraged by their defeats. by Bertie Forbes
  • History has proven, God has never given anyone a dream Without also including the power to achieve that dream It is up to us to claim the power and go after that dream, Or just claim , it was only a dream. by Unknown
  • History is a better guide than good intentions. by Jeane J. Kirkpatrick
  • History is a cyclic poem written by Time upon the memories of man. by Percy Bysshe Shelley
  • History is a living horse laughing at a wooden horse. History is a wind blowing where it listeth. History is no sure thing to bet on. History is a box of tricks with a lost key. History is a labyrinth of doors with sliding panels, a book of ciphers with the code in a cave of the Saragossa sea. History says, if it pleases, Excuse me, I beg your pardon, it will never happen again if I can help it. by Carl Sandburg
  • History is a nightmare from which we are trying to awaken. by James Joyce
  • History is a pact between the dead, the living, and the yet unborn. by Edmund Burke
  • History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. by John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  • History is a vast early warning system. by Norman Cousins
  • History is a voice forever sounding across the centuries the laws of right and wrong. Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral law is written on the tablets of eternity. by James A. Forude
  • History is always best written generations after the event, when clouded fact and memory have all fused into what can be accepted as truth, whether it be so or not. by Theodore Harold White
  • History is an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools. by Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
  • History is fables agreed upon. by Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
  • History is full of surprises. by Arthur Schlesinger, Jr.
  • History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind. by Edward Gibbon
  • History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen. by Enoch Powell
  • History is little else than a picture of human crimes and misfortunes. by Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
  • History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark. by Lord John Whorfin
  • History is more or less bunk. by Henry Ford
  • History is more or less bunk. It's tradition. We don't want tradition. We want to live in the present and the only history that is worth a tinker's damn is the history we made today. by Henry Ford
  • History is not going to be kind to liberals. With their mindless programs, they've managed to do to Black Americans what slavery, Reconstruction, and rank racism found impossible destroy their family and work ethic. by Walter Williams
  • History is philosophy teaching by example, and also warning its two eyes are geography and chronology. by James A. Garfield
  • History is philosophy teaching by examples. by Henry St. John Bolingbroke
  • History is powerful stuff. One day your world is fine. The next day it's knocked for a metaphysical loop. Was Napoleon really at Waterloo Would that change what I had for breakfast by Henry Bromel
  • History is the discovering of the constant and universal principles of human nature. by David Hume
  • History is the present. That's why every generation writes it anew. But what most people think of as history is its end product, myth. by E. L. Doctorow
  • History is the record of an encounter between character and circumstances. by Donald Creighton
  • History is the ship carrying living memories to the future. by Stephen Spender
  • History is the short trudge from Adam to atom. by Leonard Louis Levinson
  • History is the unfolding of miscalculation. by Barbara Tuchman
  • History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. by Napoleon
  • History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. by Napoleon Bonaparte
  • History is the witness that testifies to the passing of time it illumines reality, vitalizes memory, provides guidance in daily life and brings us tidings of antiquity. by Cicero
  • History is written by the winners. The books say the Indians were bad guys and the whites just needed a little land. It's like, Excuse me, let me take your car. I'm discovering it. I'm putting my flag on your windshield. by Mario Van Peebles
  • History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions the study of answers belongs to anthropology and sociology. by Wystan Hugh Auden
  • History makes us some amends for the shortness of life. by Philip Skelton
  • History never looks like history when you are living through it. by John W. Gardner
  • History repeats itself and history never repeats itself are about equally trueWe never know enough about the infinitely complex circumstances of any past event to prophesy the future by analogy. by George Macaulay Trevelyan
  • History repeats itself historians repeat each other. by Philip Guedalla
  • History suggests that Capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom. by Milton Friedman
  • History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. by Abba Eban
  • History teaches us that when a barbarian race confronts a sleeping culture, the barbarian always wins. by Arnold J. Toynbee
  • History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. by Sir Winston Churchill
  • History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it. by Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
  • History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social transition was not the strident clamor of the bad people, but the appalling silence of the good people. by Martin Luther King, Jr.
  • History's lessons are no more enlightening than the wisdom of those who interpret them. by David Schoenbrun
  • History, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the great, is more often shaped by the many acts of the small. by Mark Yost
  • History, as an entirety, could only exist in the eyes of an observer outside it and outside the world. History only exists, in the final analysis, for God. by Albert Camus
  • History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, however, if faced with courage, need not be lived again. by Maya Angelou
  • Hit any user to continue. by Anon.
  • Hitch your wagon to a star. by Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired by There's Something About Mary
  • Hither the heroes and nymphs resort,To taste awhile the pleasures of a courtIn various talk th'instuctive hours they past,Who gave the ball, or paid the visit lastOne speaks the glory of the British Queen,And one describes a charming Indian screenlA third interprets motions, looks and eyesAt every word a reputation dies. by Alexander Pope
  • Hitler and Mussolini were only the primary spokesmen for the attitude of domination and craving for power that are in the heart of almost everyone. Until the source is cleared, there will always be confusion and hate, wars and class antagonisms. by Jiddu Krishnamurti
  • Hold a book in your hand and you're a pilgrim at the gates of a new city. by Anne Michaels
  • Hold a picture of yourself long and steadily enough in your mind's eye, and you will be drawn toward it. by Harry Emerson Fosdick
  • Hold a true friend with both hands. by Nigerian Proverb
  • Hold a true friend with both your hands. by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
  • Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles. by Confucius
  • Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. by Langston Hughes
  • Hold tenderly that which you cherish, for it is precious and a tight grip may crush it. Do not let the fear of dropping it cause you to hold it too tightly the chances are, it's holding you too. by Bob Alberti
  • Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse yourself. by Henry Ward Beecher
  • Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else you are the one who gets burned. by Buddha
  • Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life. by Joan Lunden
  • Hollywood actors and actress are not better than you -- They just act like they are. by Eric Pio
  • Hollywood grew to be the most flourishing factory of popular mythology since the Greeks. by Alistair Cooke
  • Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars. by Fred Allen
  • Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation. by Walter Winchell
  • Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. by Marilyn Monroe
  • Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. by Doug Larson
  • Home is not where you live but where they understand you. by Cristion Morgenstern
  • Home is the place where, when you have to go there, They have to take you in. by Robert Frost
  • Home is the wallpaper above the bed, the family dinner table, the church bells in the morning, the bruised shins of the playground, the small fears that come with dusk, the streets and squares and monuments and shops that constitute one's first universe. by Henry Anatole Grunwald
  • Home is where the house is. by Child Age 6
  • Homo sum humani nil a me alienum puto.(I am a man I hold that nothing human is alien to me.) by Terence
  • Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger. by Franklin P. Jones
  • Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress. by Mahatma Gandhi
  • Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress. by Mahatma Gandhi
  • Honesty and transparency make you vulnerable. Be honest and transparent anyway. by Mother Theresa
  • Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control. by Don Marquis
  • Honesty is the best image. by Tom Wilson
  • Honesty is the best part of any art form. If you don't have that, you're kidding yourself and your listener. by Billie Joe
  • Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. by Mark Twain
  • Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. by Thomas Jefferson
  • Honesty is the only way with anyone, when you'll be so close as to be living inside each other's skins. by Lois McMaster Bujold
  • Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. by George Carlin
  • Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people. by F. M. Hubbard
  • Honesty rare as a man without self-pity, kinders as large and plain as a prairie wind. by Stephen Vincent Benet
  • Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. by Ken Dodd
  • Honor does not have to be defended. by Robert J. Sawyer
  • Honor has not to be won it must only not be lost. by Arthur Schopenhauer
  • Honor isn't about making the right choices. It's about dealing with the consequences. by Midori Koto
  • Hope and fear are inseparable. There is no hope without fear, nor any fear without hope. by La Rochefoucauld
  • Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. You wait and watch and work You don't give up. by Anne Lamott
  • Hope doesn't come from calculating whether the good news is winning out over the bad. It's simply a choice to take action. by Anna Lappe
  • Hope for miracles, but don't rely on one. by Yiddish Proverb
  • Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. by Susanna Moodie
  • Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. by Francis Bacon
  • Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep and powerful sense, is not the same as joy that things are going well, or willingness to invest in enterprises that are obviously heading for success, but rather an ability to work for something because it is good. by Vaclav Havel
  • Hope is a waking dream. by Aristotle
  • Hope is nature's veil for hiding truth's nakedness. by Alfred Bernhard Nobel
  • Hope is necessary in every condition. by Samuel Johnson
  • Hope is not a dream but a way of making dreams become reality. by L. J. Suenens
  • Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out. by Vaclav Havel
  • Hope is only the love of life. by Henri Frdric Amiel
  • Hope is the denial of reality. by Margaret Weis
  • Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent. by Jean Kerr
  • Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. by Thomas Fuller
  • Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. by Robert Green Ingersoll
  • Hope is the pillar that holds up the world. Hope is the dream of a waking man. by Pliny
  • Hope is the poor man's bread. by George Herbert
  • Hope is the thing with feathers -- that perches in the soul -- and sings the tune without words -- and never stops, at all. by Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
  • Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul. And sings the tune Without the words, and never stops at all. by Emily Dickinson
  • Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torments of man. by Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
  • Hope provides comfort, and hope does not always require probability. by John Perry
  • Hope, deceitful as it is, serves at least to lead us to the end of our lives by an agreeable route. by Robert Green Ingersoll
  • Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. by Thornton
  • Hope, like the gleaming taper's light, Adorns and cheers our way And still, as darker grows the night, Emits a brighter ray. by Oliver Goldsmith
  • Hope...is the companion of power, and the mother of success for who so hopes has within him the gift of miracles. by Samuel Smiles
  • Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. by W. C. Fields
  • Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people. by Joe Moore
  • Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else. by James Thorpe
  • Housekeeping ain't no joke. by Louisa May Alcott
  • Houses are built to live in, not to look on therefore, let use be preferred before uniformity, except where both may be had. by Francis Bacon
  • Houston has its largest crowd of the night here this evening. by Jerry Coleman
  • How a person masters his fate is more important than what his fate is. by Wilhelm von Humboldt
  • How amazing it is to be alive Anyone who lives and breathes and puts both feet on the ground, What possible reason could he have for envying the gods by Paul Claudel
  • How anybody dresses is indicative of his self-concept. If students are dirty and ragged, it indicates they are not interested in tidying up their intellects either. by S Hayakawa
  • How beautiful is death, when earn'd by virtue Who would not be that youth What pity is it That we can die but once to serve our country by Joseph Addison
  • How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. by Danish proverb
  • How beautiful maleness is, if it finds its right expression. by D. H. Lawrence
  • How blessed and amazing are God's gifts, dear friends Life with immortality, splendor with righteousness, truth with confidence, faith with assurance, self-control with holiness And all these things are within our comprehension. by Clement of Rome
  • How can a guy hit and think at the same time by Lawrence Peter Berra
  • How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese by Charles De Gaulle
  • How can finite grasp infinity by John Dryden
  • How can I be useful, of what service can I be There is something inside me, what can it be by Vincent Van Gogh
  • How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter by Woody Allen
  • How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheeses by Charles De Gaulle
  • How can we expect another to keep our secret, if we cannot keep it ourself by La Rochefoucauld
  • How can you come to know yourself Never by thinking, always by doing. Try to do your duty, and you'll know right away what you amount to. by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
  • How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese by Charles De Gaulle
  • How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol How about the pillow It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
  • How come, just as the rocket is launching, the astronauts don't also shoot some fireworks out the window It would make the whole takeoff look more impressive. by Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
  • How could you be a Great Man if history brought you no Great Events, or brought you to them at the wrong time, too young, too old by Lois McMaster Bujold
  • How different the new order would be if we could consult the veteran instead of the politician. by Henry Miller
  • How do we know when irrational exuberance has unduly escalated asset values by Alan Greenspan
  • How do you define God Like this. A God I could understand, at least potentially, was infinitely more interesting and relevant than one that defied comprehension. by Robert J. Sawyer
  • How do you know so much about everything was asked of a very wise and intelligent man and the answer was 'By never being afraid or ashamed to ask questions as to anything of which I was ignorant. by Lord Billingsley
  • How do you tell a communist Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. by Ronald Reagan
  • How does one kill fear, I wonder How do you shoot a spectre through the heart, slash off its spectral head, take it by the spectral throat by Joseph Conrad
  • How does the Meadow flower its bloom unfold Because the lovely little flower is free Down to its root, and in that freedom bold. by William Wordsworth
  • How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong by Sophocles
  • How dreadful knowledge of the truth can be When there's no help in truth by Sophocles
  • How else but through a broken heart May Lord Christ enter in by Oscar Fingall O'Flahertie Wills Wilde
  • How far that little candle throws his beams So shines a good deed in a weary world. by William Shakespeare
  • How far would have Moses gone if he had taken a poll in Egypt by Harry S Truman
  • How far you go in life depends on you being tender with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with the striving and tolerant of the weak and the strong. Because someday in life you will have been all of these. by George Washington Carver
  • How frequently the last time comes and we do not know. by John Walter
  • How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception. by Alfred De Musset
  • How God ever brings like to like. by Homer
  • How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire by Belva Plain
  • How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise and of goodwill In such a place even I would be an ardent patriot. by Albert Einstein
  • How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not so much as take warning by Jonathan Swift
  • How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size by Woody Allen
  • How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It must be education that does it. by Alexandre Dumas
  • How is it that we remember the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not remember how often we have recounted it to the same person by La Rochefoucauld
  • How Kennedy knew the precise drop in milk consumption in 1960, the percentage rise in textile imports from 1957 to 1960 and the number of speeches cleared by the Defense Department is not quite clear, but anyway, he did. He either overwhelmed you with decimal points or disarmed you with a smile and a wisecrack. by James Barrett Scotty Reston
  • How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the fleeting year What freezings have I felt, what dark days seen, What old December's bareness everywhere by William Shakespeare
  • How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it. by Mark Twain
  • How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book. by Henry David Thoreau
  • How many ages hence Shall this our lofty scene be acted over In states unborn and accents yet unknown by William Shakespeare
  • How many angels are there One - who transforms our live - is plenty. by Proverb
  • How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. by Coco Chanel
  • How many crimes are committed simply because their authors could not endure being wrong. by Albert Camus
  • How many observe Christ's birthday How few, his precepts O 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments. by Benjamin Franklin
  • How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger of their coming true by Logan Pearsall Smith
  • How many things which served us yesterday as articles of faith, are fables for us today. by Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
  • How much better a thing it is to be envied than to be pitied. by Herodotus
  • How much easier it is to be generous than just Men are sometimes bountiful who are not honest. by Junius
  • How much money did you make last year Mail it in. suggestion for a simplified tax form by Stanton Delaplane
  • How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it. by Marcus Aurelius
  • How much pain have cost us the evils which have never happened. by Thomas Jefferson
  • How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks, but only at what he does himself, to make it just and holy. by Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
  • How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. by Marcus Aelius Aurelius
  • How often misused words generate misleading thoughts. by Herbert Spencer
  • How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we may go and meet their ideal cousins. by Henry David Thoreau
  • How poor are they who have not patience What wound did ever heal but by degrees. by William Shakespeare
  • How rare and wonderful is that flash of a moment when we realize we have discovered a friend. by William Rotsler
  • How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is To have a thankless child by William Shakespeare
  • How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers' names. by Alice Walker
  • How smooth must be the language of the whites, when they can make right look like wrong, and wrong like right. by Black Hawk
  • How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, Stolen on his wing my three-and-twentieth year by John Milton
  • How strange is the lot of us mortals Each of us is here for a brief sojourn for what purpose he knows not, though he senses it. But without deeper reflection one knows from daily life that one exists for other people. by Albert Einstein
  • How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm I thank thee, night for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to rest is almost wronging such a night as this. by Lord Byron
  • How sweet the name of Jesus sounds In a believer's ear It soothes his sorrow, heals his wounds, And drives away his fears. by John Newton
  • How things look on the outside of us depends on how things are on the inside of us. by Park Cousins
  • How to gain, how to keep, how to recover happiness is in fact for most men at all times the secret motive of all they do, and of all they are willing to endure. by William James
  • How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children by Lewis B. Frumkes
  • How unhappy is he who cannot forgive himself. by Publilius Syrus
  • How use doth breed a habit in a man. by William Shakespeare
  • How vain is learning unless intelligence go with it. by Stobaeus
  • How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live. by Henry David Thoreau
  • How we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives. by Annie Dillard
  • How we think shows through in how we act. Attitudes are mirrors of the mind. They reflect thinking. by David Joseph Schwartz
  • How we treasure (and admire) the people who acknowledge us by Julie Morgenstern
  • How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world. by Anne Frank
  • How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents. by Edward R. Nida
  • How you respond to the challenge in the second half will determine what you become after the game, whether you are a winner or a loser. by Lou Holtz
  • Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it. by Ted Morgan
  • However gradual the course of history, there must always be the day, even an hour and minute, when some significant action is performed for the first or last time. by Peter Quennell
  • However mean your life is, meet it and live it do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. by Henry David Thoreau
  • However mean your life is, meet it and live it do not shun it and call it hard names. It is not so bad as you are. It looks poorest when you are the richest. by Henry David Thoreau
  • However much you knock at nature's door, she will never answer you in comprehensible words. by Ivan Sergeevich Turgenev
  • However often you may have done them a favour, if you once refuse they forget everything except your refusal. by Pliny the Younger
  • However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship. by La Rochefoucauld
  • Human beings are compelled to live within a lie, but they can be compelled to do so only because they are in fact capable of living in this way. Therefore not only does the system alienate humanity, but at the same time alienated humanity supports this system as its own involuntary masterplan, as a degenerate image of its own degeneration, as a record of people's own failure as individuals. by Vaclav Havel
  • Human beings are free except when humanity needs them. by Orson Scott Card
  • Human beings are full of emotion, and the teacher who knows how to use it will have dedicated learners. It means sending dominant signals instead of submissive ones with your eyes, body and voice. by Leon Lessinger
  • Human beings are not condemned, because of their biological constitution, to annihilate each other or to be at the mercy of a cruel, self-inflicted fate. by Albert Einstein
  • Human beings are part of nature. Anything they do is natural. It's impossible for anything in nature to do anything unnatural. by Philip Jose Farmer
  • Human beings are perhaps never more frightening than when they are convinced beyond doubt that they are right. by Laurens Van der Post
  • Human beings are seventy percent water, and with some the rest is collagen. by Martin Mull
  • Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. by Bill Cosby
  • Human beings have an inalienable right to invent themselves. by Germaine Greer
  • Human beings must be known to be loved but Divine beings must be loved to be known. by Pascal
  • Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspects of their lives. by William James
  • Human beings, for all their pretensions, have a remarkable propensity for lending themselves to classification somewhere within neatly labelled categories. Even the outrageous exceptions may be classified as outrageous exceptions by W. J. Reichmann
  • Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. by Douglas Adams
  • Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. by Douglas Noel Adams
  • Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. by H. G. Wells
  • Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. by Franklin Delano Roosevelt
  • Human life is a continuous thread which each of us spins to his own pattern, rich and complex in meaning. There are no natural knots in it. Yet knots form, nearly always in adolescence. by Henri Estienne
  • Human misery is too great for men to do without faith. by Heinrich Heine
  • Human nature constitutes a part of the evidence in every case. by Elisha Potter
  • Human rights is the soul of our foreign policy, because human rights is the very soul of our sense of nationhood. by James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.
  • Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. by Martin Luther King, Jr.
  • Human status ought not to depend upon the changing demands of the economic process. by Sir William Temple
  • Human subtelty will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct than does Nature, because in her inventions, nothing is lacking and nothing is superfluous. by Leonardo DaVinci
  • Humanity does not ask us to be happy. It merely asks us to be brilliant on its behalf. Survival first, then happiness as we can manage it. by Orson Scott Card
  • Humanity faces a quantum leap forward. It faces the deepest social upheaval and creative restructuring of all time. Without clearly recognizing it, we are engaged in building a remarkable new civilization from the ground up. This is the meaning of the Third Wave. by Alvin Toffler
  • Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature. by Tom Robbins
  • Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country. by Marquis de Lafayette
  • Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons. by Richard Buckminster Fuller
  • Humanity needs practical men, who get the most out of their work, and, without forgetting the general good, safeguard their own interests. But humanity also needs dreamers, for whom the disinterested development of an enterprise is so captivating that it becomes impossible for them to devote their care to their own material profit. A well-organized society should assure to such workers the efficient means of accomplishing their task, in a life freed from material care and freely consecrated to research. by Marie Curie
  • Humanity's survival does not depend on reducing differences to a common identity, but on learning to live creatively with differences. by Unknown
  • Humankind cannot stand very much reality. by T. S. Eliot
  • Humans always have fear of an unknown situation -- this is normal. The important thing is what we do about it. If fear is permitted to become a paralyzing thing that interferes with proper action, then it is harmful. The best antidote to fear is to know all we can about a situation. by John Herschel Glenn, Jr.
  • Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner. by Douglas Adams
  • Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. by P. J. O'Rourke
  • Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. by E. D. Hulse
  • Humility is no substitute for a good personality. by Fran Lebowitz
  • Humility is to make a right estimate of one's self it is no humility for a man to think less of himself than he ought, though it might rather puzzle him to do that. by Charles Haddon Spurgeon
  • Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in the blood of his followers and the sacrifices of his friends. by Dwight D Eisenhower
  • Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. by Agnes Repplier
  • Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. by E. B. White
  • Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. by Agnes Repplier
  • Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. by Mary Hirsch
  • Humor is also a way of saying something serious. by T. S. Eliot
  • Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law by Dick Clark
  • Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. by Edward De Bono
  • Humor is just another defense against the universe. by Mel Brooks
  • Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. by Mark Twain
  • Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. One feels increasingly the height of the faculty in which it arises, the nobility of things associated with it, and the greatness of services it renders. by Oscar W. Firkins
  • Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective an awareness that some things are really important, others not and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. by Christopher Morley
  • Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention. But it has no persuasive value at all. by John Kenneth Galbraith
  • Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. by Victor Borge
  • Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. by Leo C. Rosten
  • Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. by Mark Twain
  • Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit. by Aristotle
  • Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers. by Leo C. Rosten
  • Humore is an affirmation of man's dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him. by Romain Cary
  • Hunger makes thief of any man. by Pearl Sydenstricker Buck
  • Husbands are awkward things to deal with even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender. by Mary Lorraine Buckley
  • hy doesn't the past decently bury itself, instead of sitting waiting to be admired by the present by D. H. Lawrence
  • Hypocrisy, the lie, is the true sister of evil, intolerance, and cruelty. by Raisa M. Gorbachev
  • Hypocrite The man who murdered his parents, and then pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan. by Abraham Lincoln
  • Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers. by Joan Baez